Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Because everytime you try and catch them as they are running off shouting " You can't catch me ,I'm the Gingerbread Man " you for get your coat and start shivering
What time do I need to get up in the morning?

2.32am.

I think I'm being pushed out of my voluntary role which I love. Should I fight it or leave it?

Be an ostrich.

Should I take the PCR test on Tuesday or Wednesday or just not fly?

Don't take the test & just strap yourself to the top of the plane. Don't forget to take a sponge, cloth & squeegee as you can then clean the plane windows as you fly.

Why has Sooty always aimed his water pistol at me during every live Sooty Show I've taken DD & her friends to?
(I'm a not so secret Sooty groupie )

Because he doesn't like you 😪
Will Dh wake me up tonight to tell me to stop snoring and then start snoring himself?

No you will both try to out snore each other and badger will referee.

Will my exercise plan be more successful this week?

No because you will spend all your time planning it that you won't have time to do any exercise
what new rules and regulations will the coming week bring ?

what new rules and regulations will the coming week bring ?
Free custard for all

What should I do with my extra hours next Sunday? (Planning ahead)

You should eat lots of beans and fart every time anyone speaks to you.

How to i entertain my child quietly for a week over half term while DH works ?

Buy a drum kit.

How much sleep will I manage tonight?

Plonk them in front of the TV so they can watch every single Sooty DVD & then the rest of Sooty on YouTube.
If you get to Thursday & all the Sooty has been watched then move on to Morph and/or Pingu with a back up plan of Me Too.

Is Granny Murray (see photo for those not in the know) the best childminder ever?

22 hours if Granny Murray has the kids.

Is Granny Murray (see photo for those not in the know) the best childminder ever?

No that strange statue she had Clive,Clyde ? Was better
Even the dog is snoring now will she keep Dh awake with her snoring ?

No - he can sleep through ANYTHING.

Will I catch the arsehole that gave me this cold?

No, because your knowledge of biology is utterly lacking. You don't catch colds from arseholes, so it'll get away.

Am I unnecessarily pedantic?

A pendant for pedantry is welcome on this thread.

Circuit or fire break?

Circuit because if we have socially distanced races it will
A: Keep people fit
B: Raise endorphins so be people will feel better
C: Give people something to do.

Is the UK very confused at the moment?

A bit. On the plus side, when we up anchor and move the uk away from Europe, the covids will habe further to swim.

Who thinks we are in a Carry On film?

Carry on COViD
Why do. I have heartburn?

Because I'm beginning to think you are me seeing that I had heartburn earlier.

Is x2boys really me or my twin sister or something else?

Not quite, you are Gangers

Should I open a bottle of prosecco this evening?

No open three
Will there be a Xmas version of this thread ?🎄

Certainly considering we can't have The Wrong Answer Meet Up.

Who would you cast to save the world in the Covid-19 film?
(I would cast Keanu Reeves, Daniel Craig, Bruce Willis, Reese Witherspoon & Milena Kunis & Mark Ruffalo as the journalist & Harry Hill as Boris/Cummings & Trump & I'm sure we could also fit Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt as the love interest & Jo Brand could be the scientist who no one in Government listens too.

Shall I start writing the screenplay now? 😂)

Hugh Grant for PM, reprising his Love Actually role.

What shall I watch on TV?

The dust gathering

Is it too early to go to bed?