Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

LTB.

It is shockingly bad and miss rabbit is breaking European working times directives working all those hours but you will finish your course with a baby as long as you let Nanny plum look after your baby
Why did I spend so many years watching shite kids TV?

Price No you will not finish your degree unless you do some part time tutoring in serial killing or run a Badger Socialising course.
You might be run ragged at first but later on you can franchise & with the extra money you can get in a live in nanny. Then you can go on to do a Masters then PHD if you want to.

Aroundtheworld you should not be including Badgers on that list. I think you need to do one of Price's courses.
I will also be running the courses with Price.

I wonder what MNHQ think of our thread?

As I've missed out lots of A&Q's may answer is Gin, Badgers & Sex.

What do MNHQ think of our thread?

They think it's silly and ridiculous but it keeps them amused ?
Do MNHQ drink gin on duty ?

Vodka.

How many badgers are allowed to gather

6 in Sett 1
78 in Sett 2
901 in Sett 3
2345 Badgers are allowed out in Liverpool only if they go out wearing rollers under a scarf & a Scouse Brow.
67,890 Badgers are allowed out in Newcastle as long as they are naked but carry a hot water bottle/electric blanket with them.
123,456 Badgers are allowed out in Manchester only if they go to Andy Burnhams for his pre Boris Bonfire Fawkes party.
Every Badger can go out in London only if they promise not to have a relationship or other shenanigans with Boris Johnson.
Also every Badger in NZ can go out as Jacinda loves them.
No Republican Badger who voted for the satsuma in the US is allowed out EVER never everly ever, never as they do hugely bigly wrong things.

Do you think the Queen has a pet Badger or 7?

No, the badgers are Phil's.

How many origami cranes can DD2 fold before we go to bed?

Eleventy million cranes.

War, what is it good for?

Proving a point.

Who are you?

I am The Doctor.

Why are my piles so bad this morning?

Because you have been sat on a cold bench all night
How many Badgers would fit in a mini ?

Only one with epilepsy

Can you work a touch screen by licking it?

Yes my cat does it all the time in order to watch Netflix. She likes watching Puss in Boots.

Why does my cat head butt my face in the middle of the night & wake me up?

No but you can work it using only your nose
Will Ds1 ever come out of his bedroom?

Nope, he'll be in there so long that he becomes his own bed.

Why do colds have to exist?

Because where would all the snot go otherwise?
Why is pink gin so nice when you are drinking ,but not so nice to your head the next morning ?

Because you didn't drink enough of it

Why does my cat like to head butt me in the face when I'm asleep?

Your cat is punishing you for spending too much time with your Badger
Why does my dog keep taking my shoes outside ?

If the shoe fits, wear it, Cinderella.

When will I be home?

Next Tuesday ,what is that Meatloaf wouldn't do for love ?

Anything.

Do you believe in life after love?

Tax return

House by the river or house by the zoo?

By the river.

How many more episodes of Ash vs The Evil Dead is DH going to watch tonight?

All of them, then he will watch both series of Dead to Me before work.

Why do Gingerbread men give me the shivers?