Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Because he's terrified that you'd be better at it than him so is manipulating you into not trying. You should, it's great.
The Womble, but only if it has weapons.

Am I allowed to ask two questions, since I've just answered two?

Because he's jealous that you are a champion paddle boarder even though you are totally unaware of the fact. You have never been paddle boarding so you will be totally surprised with your new skill.
Next year or whenever the next Paddle Board World Championship is held you will win it.

Badger v Womble
Who will win & how?

Well if you are allowed to answer two then seeing I've answered 3 then I should get 3 questions

Why are we all x-posting?

Because we are badgers.

Will we like this house?

Only if it's a Wendy House
Is Donald Trump a Badger in disguise ?

No, don't insult badgers.
How much is that doggy in the window, you know, the one with the waggly tail?

It's free if you change de nom encore une fois.

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

Je ne comprends Pas?
At what temperature and climate would the British people stop complaining about the weather?

0 Kelvin. Because they'd all be dead.

Spreekt hier iemand Nederlands?

At 21.3C. higher is too hot, lower to cold.

With the average height of children rising, why are bedrooms getting smaller?

Puhutko suomea?

Because children are really Badgers.

Where should we have our 'MumsBadgerNet' meet up?

Liverpool. I hear they are really welcoming to large groups at the moment. Especially after 10pm.

Will my curry pizza be nice or wrong?

If Dominos absolutely lovely if not Dominos then don't bother. Have Vindaloo ice cream, hot & cold at the same time.

Do you think we should have our own section on MN & what should it be called & what topics can be posted on there?

The life and loves of Badgers ,it will have advice on what to feed pet Badgers and look after their coat etc
How can I celebrate my birthday next month?

Foster some baby badgers. Redecorate your Sett.

Are we nearly there yet?

No we passed it days ago
What should I buy the badger for Xmas?

A raccoon.

Heeeeey sister, do you still believe in love I wonder?

What's love got to do with it?
Am I odd for only watching true crime documentaries. On TV ?

No it's part of your work CPD

Am I weird in thinking about what the serial killer should have done to stop them from being caught?
Should I worry about becoming a serial killer myself?

Only if you think of it constantly
I am a serial killer of fly's I'm always spraying fly spray if I see them does this make me heartless?

Yes, you should absolutely become a serial killer and do everything right that hey did wrong to prove a point.
If you’re worrying about worrying about becoming a serial killer perhaps you are in fact a ring tailed lemur.

Can I actually complete my 6 year university course while trying to raise my baby and have no job?

Fly's today, badgers tomorrow, members of parliament next week

And I can't answe a question for this but my Dh runs his cars into the ground should I report him for being a serial killer off old bangers do I need to LTB?

The only way to check if you’re heartless is to use a thermometer to listen for heart thuds.

Is peppa pig as awful as I remember?

What shall we watch after Big Bang theory