Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Only if you count badgers.

Why is one of my paws hands colder than the other?

Becase you have a draughty sett.

Do you think there are any confused people wondering about badgers right now?

No but there might be some confused Badgers wondering about people .
Should we have a national Badger day ?

Yes they're wondering one or all of the following:
A. I should have gone to Specsavers
B. I didn't have that much to drink/smoke last night did I?
C. The Matrix is real
D. Head tilted & pearls clutched
"They've only gone & changed their name to 'BadgersNet', Sebastian"

Is Keir Starmer a Badger in disguise?

Yes every Monday (and I really did have to stop my tea spattering over my phone screen x2boys

Is Keir Starmer an undercover Badger in disguise?

Of course he is. You can nearly see the stripe in his hair.

Do badgers have pets?

Yes, lice, fleas and chameleons

Will it snow this week?

Yes they usually have pet humans but some have pet penguins.

Has Mumsnet turned into The Badger Trust?
www.badgertrust.org.uk/national-badger-day

Ask a Badger who has a pet penguin.

Has Mumsnet turned into The Badger Trust?
www.badgertrust.org.uk/national-badger-day

No it's turned into Badgersnet, yes it will snow it will snow untill next year
Will mornings ever get less hectic.

When the badgers are fully settled into Badger School.

Does anyone else have Bodger and Badger in their head?

No but I'm humming remember your a Badger
What do Badgers eat for Xmas lunch?

Red squirrel on toast

Why can I never stop at one biscuit?

Because if you only eat one all the other biscuits will feel left out and do you really want to feel responsible for a biscuit with low self esteem,?
Will my son come home with his PE kit or will he bring some one else's home ?

He'll come home with no PE kit whatsoever.

I have an hour. Should I do some work?

Play with your badger

What will you buy your badger for Christmas?

An Easter egg.

When will the rain stop?

When you bring the washing in.

Are we getting a bit obsessed with Badgers?

Poison was always preferable to Obsession

Is it really nearly half term?

No, you're imagining it.

Why is my cat only mildly interested in the laser toy I'm waving around.

You aren't waving it well enough for DCat's standards.

Do you know where your DCat goes when she goes out?

I don't have a cat ,but everybody else's cat comes to my garden when they go out .
Where should a pet badger sleep?

In a hovercraft full of eels

Who's been a very naughty boy?

Donald the naughtiest boy in the school, who is on the path to expulsion.
He does want he wants, he says what he wants. blames other people. That boy is out of control, he doesn't care unless you threaten to take away his electronics.
Bring back National Service & no exemptions. That will sort him out.
Or threaten him with a pet badger.

What will be the must have Christmas Toy this year?

A cuddly badger.

How much will it cost?