Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Depends wether they are red or grey squirrels
Can Badgers climb ,I was watching in awe yesterday as a squirrel shimmied up a drain pipe are Badgers as nimble ?

I think badgers need to lose weight before they can climb like squirrels.

Does wanking make you lose weight?

Depends- exercise helps. How many carbs is he eating?

Does the Badger have a name?

Well I said Bodger earlier but I'm thinking Ian or Steven might be a nice name 🤔
How many pet badger,s would be reasonable?

No more than 3 per 1000ft of dwelling

Is it wrong to predctba boon in shaving brushes right now?

Yes I think it is ,I predict a riot
Should we have a Mumsnet meet up with our pet badger,s ?

Yes absolutely. We can have a big party at The Fat Badger in Harrogate.
Have at least 100 guests with their pet badgers.

Am I very irresponsible for introducing Badgers 🦡 to the thread (I love them)

Yes. They will soon wreak havoc on the thread, infiltrating every answer. Eventually, answers will consist of no other word but "badger". For example, "BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER!"

Why does "badger" no longer look or feel like a word?

Badger.

Has anyone ever seen a wild badger?

I have a family of wild Badgers living with me
Does Donald Trump have a pet badger?

No because he's absolutely terrified of them. Melania threatens him with a Badger when she's fed up with him (often)
Joe Biden has Badger ancestry & that's why he's got Trump rattled & doing even crazier things.

To be a Badger or not to be?

To be. Jealous of their badgerness.

Should I go for a walk?

No because your badger is tired and scared of moles.

Do badgers have to social distance?

Yes they need to avoid badger COViD
How many Badgers does it take to change a light bulb?

They get the foxes to do it for them.

Can badgers get covid?

Only after 10pm

When will the badgers overthrow Westminster?

Just before 10pm.

Who keeps badgering me to draw a badger?

Me
Draw a Badger ,DRAW A BADGER!

See attached 'drawing'

Does anyone know what tier they are in?

The tiers are as follows:

1. Badger
2. Mushroom
3. Snaaake!

Would a vain (or goth) badger dye its white stripes black?

No, the black and white stripes are equally important.

Would badgers cull cows to get rid of TB?

Lockdown the cows!!

Does anyone want to finish sewing cub badges for me?

What on earth are you doing to those poor badger cubs?
Are you running a Mustelidaen version of Claire's Accessories at home offering surreptitious tattooing as well as ear piercing?

What would be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

And do badgers get it half price if they bring a Scout along?

What would be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

The secret lives of badgers, obviously.

Should I try to get some sleep?