Meet the Other Phone. Protection built in.

Meet the Other Phone.
Protection built in.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

What can you say during sex and also at a Drive Thru?

138 replies

Hushabyelullabye · 18/09/2020 11:43

I can't see this posted anywhere else, so thought i'd leave it here for a bit of silliness amongst the seriousness in the World.

Can I have a Whopper?
That guy behind is right up my arse

OP posts:
MsChatterbox · 18/09/2020 11:44

Oh just a small?

BigSandyBalls2015 · 18/09/2020 11:44

Nice buns

HermioneWeasley · 18/09/2020 11:45

Yes I would like to supersize that

HermioneWeasley · 18/09/2020 11:45

I need more topping

OneNightTimeMenaceStrikesBack · 18/09/2020 11:45

pull round to the next window

Howcanwehelp · 18/09/2020 11:46

How much?!?

FloweringFlowers · 18/09/2020 11:47

Slow service

Splodgetastic · 18/09/2020 11:48

Give me a whopper?

Splodgetastic · 18/09/2020 11:49

Sorry, didn't RTFT!

mollibu · 18/09/2020 11:49

Can I get some more sauce please?

titchy · 18/09/2020 11:49

Go easy on the sauce.

Why don't we try carrot sticks for a change.

NarcissistsEyebrows · 18/09/2020 11:50

Yes I would like ice in it

NarcissistsEyebrows · 18/09/2020 11:51

I can't reach it
Let me grab it
Oh no, I dropped it
Let me clean that up

catlovingdoctor · 18/09/2020 11:51

Want me to turn around?

I've been waiting all day for this

Come on, there's someone behind me!

Bunnymumy · 18/09/2020 11:51

'I'll have a side of fries with that'

Just because chips make everything better :)

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 18/09/2020 11:53

FFS I could have it quicker myself

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 18/09/2020 11:53

I always fancy it to start with but then I feel disgusting afterwards

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 18/09/2020 11:54

Er, I wanted double sausage in my muffin?

Justmuddlingalong · 18/09/2020 11:56

It looks nothing like the picture. What a disappointment.

emptyshelvesagain · 18/09/2020 11:56

Please don't park me

AsPerMyLastEmail · 18/09/2020 11:57

Don’t take out the gherkin

Namechangemom123 · 18/09/2020 11:58

Never fills me up this

PawPawNoodle · 18/09/2020 11:59

That'll be £15.88 please.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 18/09/2020 11:59

Hmm six is never enough but nine feels like it would too many

Eyesofdisarray · 18/09/2020 12:00

Can I have a zinger please
legs or breast??
shall I pull forward? Or i'll have to stretch to reach it
Watch that sauce- it's all over my hands