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What can you say during sex and also at a Drive Thru?

138 replies

Hushabyelullabye · 18/09/2020 11:43

I can't see this posted anywhere else, so thought i'd leave it here for a bit of silliness amongst the seriousness in the World.

Can I have a Whopper?
That guy behind is right up my arse

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Flynn999 · 18/09/2020 20:52

I come/cum here all the time.
I’ll go in the back door.
I paid for extra
I’m on a diet
It looked bigger in the photo
I’m a big eater

PatriciaBateman · 18/09/2020 20:57

Can i get a different toy please?

Where should I park it?

Let's wait til you're not driving!

Giraffey1 · 18/09/2020 20:57

Cash or card?!

EssentialHummus · 18/09/2020 21:06

Gah, it's gone all over my trousers!

DontGoIntoTheLongGrass · 18/09/2020 21:08

Do you want to go large?
Just go through back way this time, front door closed for monthly refurb Grin

Bearnecessity · 18/09/2020 21:26

Ketchup.

50Poppy · 19/09/2020 06:49

Will it fill an empty holeWink

legalseagull · 19/09/2020 08:28

I'll have a bucket

Inthe60s · 20/09/2020 12:04
  • It looks like a someone spilt a vanilla milkshake
  • That was very messy, do you have tissues?
WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat · 21/09/2020 13:21

Do you think this will take you long, or can I leave the engine running?

AlCalavicci · 21/09/2020 14:51

You have got a whopper but I prefer big Macs .

WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat · 23/09/2020 06:36

It seems to cost me more every time I come here.

Spanielmadness · 23/09/2020 06:40

Mmmmmm.......salty

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