Meet the Other Phone. Flexible and made to last.

Meet the Other Phone.
Flexible and made to last.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

What can you say during sex and also at a Drive Thru?

138 replies

Hushabyelullabye · 18/09/2020 11:43

I can't see this posted anywhere else, so thought i'd leave it here for a bit of silliness amongst the seriousness in the World.

Can I have a Whopper?
That guy behind is right up my arse

OP posts:
Bunkbedpeople · 18/09/2020 15:18

Classics nomination I think!

legalseagull · 18/09/2020 15:19

Keep it warm between your legs

legalseagull · 18/09/2020 15:19

@NetballHoop

I don't think much of the free toy. It's tiny.
GrinGrin
Bunnymumy · 18/09/2020 15:22

'You're shoveling too much in, you'll choke'

Deadringer · 18/09/2020 15:26

Why is this taking so long?

Bunkbedpeople · 18/09/2020 15:30

Can I have some tissues now?

I can’t hold it all, can you wait a second?

My hands are full, give me a moment.

S111n20 · 18/09/2020 15:38

😂😂😂😂😂😂 these are hilarious. Made my day !!

TiptopJ · 18/09/2020 15:40

Shall we have it in the car or when we get home

jessstan2 · 18/09/2020 15:41

Get a move on!

or

Take your time.

AsPerMyLastEmail · 18/09/2020 15:42

We have to wait, the lady’s not ready for us yet.

Bunkbedpeople · 18/09/2020 15:45

Say thank you to the nice lady.

Can I just tap it here?

Fruitinator · 18/09/2020 15:45

can I have an extra shot please?

It never fills me up.

it's running down my chin.

It didn't look like that on the picture.

Fruitinator · 18/09/2020 15:46

shall we go to the next window?

Fruitinator · 18/09/2020 15:47

I thought we ordered a large?

NetballHoop · 18/09/2020 15:49

Call me old fashioned, but I don't like contactless.

joystir59 · 18/09/2020 15:49

This always leaves me hungry for more

FlouncerInDenial · 18/09/2020 15:49

I must come here more often

Butterer · 18/09/2020 15:50

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Butterer · 18/09/2020 15:51

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

LunaNorth · 18/09/2020 15:54

Let me hold your nuggets.

Fallada · 18/09/2020 15:54

This thread has made me realise that I’m a Drive-Thru virgin.

CityCommuter · 18/09/2020 15:54

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

LunaNorth · 18/09/2020 15:55

You have to suck really, really hard to get it into your mouth, because it’s so thick.

Butterer · 18/09/2020 15:56

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

LunaNorth · 18/09/2020 15:57

That’s never a quarter pounder. I’m off to find Big Mac.

Swipe left for the next trending thread