What can you say during sex and also at a Drive Thru?

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I can't see this posted anywhere else, so thought i'd leave it here for a bit of silliness amongst the seriousness in the World.

Can I have a Whopper?
That guy behind is right up my arse

You know, I’d like to try something new today.

You have to get your mouth in just the right place otherwise it all comes out wrong.

Don’t get it all over the upholstery.

Oh god, the end’s gone all soggy.

It's not as good as I imagined it to be.

That's disappointing

It's been so long I forgot how good it is

Don’t stop too quickly, it’ll spill all over the floor.

It's so good, but in half and hour I'll want more.

I am tired of waiting, can I have my money back?

Is there free wifi?

I enjoyed that at the time, but now I feel dirty.

Gimme all your special sauce.

Try to catch any drips in the box.

That isn't what I ordered

“Make it large, please”

It was on the app

🤣

Server: Shouldn't be too long!
Me: then it had better be thick..

Hold the gherkin

Extra sauce on the breasts and thighs

Thank you have a nice day

Do you want to eat it around the front are at the back?

I enjoyed that, we should come here again

I’m sure they were bigger before lockdown

I thought I'd get more for my money - I'm quite disappointed.

No cheese this time, thanks.

Should I park up while you grab a fresh one?

This isn't my usual. Have you mixed me up with someone else?

Do you still take luncheon vouchers?

Can you put a top on it please, because if it spills l might get into trouble.

Stick those dippers next to my jam muffin will you? I’ve just got my hands full at the moment love.

Back I when I was a young woman, this was a very rare treat. You got what you were given and you were grateful.

If you hook both pinkies under it you'll be able to hold it better.