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What can you say during sex and also at a Drive Thru?

138 replies

Hushabyelullabye · 18/09/2020 11:43

I can't see this posted anywhere else, so thought i'd leave it here for a bit of silliness amongst the seriousness in the World.

Can I have a Whopper?
That guy behind is right up my arse

OP posts:
SafeInBed · 18/09/2020 12:00

No cheese

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 18/09/2020 12:00

Oh yes, I haven’t had a pork bender for years
(You have to remember Wimpy for that oneWink)

Trousersareoverrated · 18/09/2020 12:02

Wow, that was fast

That’s £5.88 please

Extra sauce please

I can’t wait to get that in my mouth

DonLewis · 18/09/2020 12:03

Contact less doesn't work for me.

AsPerMyLastEmail · 18/09/2020 12:05

A happy ending meal please

Justmuddlingalong · 18/09/2020 12:06

The anticipation of that was better than the reality.

AsPerMyLastEmail · 18/09/2020 12:13

Sorry what did you say? You’re very muffled

TooGood2BeFalse · 18/09/2020 12:26

Yes, I'd like a napkin to clean up any mess afterwards, thanks

Plussizejumpsuit · 18/09/2020 12:30

Please and thank you?

AsPerMyLastEmail · 18/09/2020 12:31

Can you stop talking to your friend and just give it to me.

longcoffee · 18/09/2020 12:33

I can feel the indigestion coming just looking at it

hesaidshesaidwhat · 18/09/2020 12:33

I can't get that in my mouth, it's too big

WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat · 18/09/2020 12:35

Are you new here? I don't think you've served me before.

Actually I think he was next.

penpotted · 18/09/2020 12:36

Too salty

WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat · 18/09/2020 14:46

Could you take your hat off for a moment.

I quite like having in the car.

Opps sorry, I just lent on my horn.

Ooh what lovely nuggets.

It's finger lickin' good.

I need to be careful so I'm only having it once a month now -on pay day.

WeAllHaveWings · 18/09/2020 15:02

If your hands are full put it between your legs

NetballHoop · 18/09/2020 15:06

Sorry, but dressing up as a clown is just scary.

Rigamorph · 18/09/2020 15:06
Grin Love these

Do you want me to come round to the main entrance?

NetballHoop · 18/09/2020 15:07

Can I have extra of the Colonel's special sauce?

NetballHoop · 18/09/2020 15:07

I don't think much of the free toy. It's tiny.

Butterer · 18/09/2020 15:11

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WeMustDoBetter · 18/09/2020 15:13

You hold it while I drive

NetballHoop · 18/09/2020 15:15

Go quicker, don't let it get cold.

fruitbrewhaha · 18/09/2020 15:16

Sorry, i can't hear you.

That's hot.

It's getting cold.

Too salty.

legalseagull · 18/09/2020 15:18

Why is it taking so long?

I can't reach

Oh it's coming now