What can you say during sex and also at a Drive Thru?

[Hushabyelullabye]

I can't see this posted anywhere else, so thought i'd leave it here for a bit of silliness amongst the seriousness in the World.

Can I have a Whopper?
That guy behind is right up my arse

I want it extra spicy

Make it large

Why did the person behind me hit me that hard?

That's so hot!
Did you just squirt your sauce on me?
I want an extra large!

If I take too much into my mouth I can’t swallow and it comes out of my nose too

What's today's special?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours

Hold the gherkin.

Extra mayo please

(Sorry! I disgusted myself with that one!)

Fuck it, I’ll come inside.

Oooooh I’m stuffed now

Just poke it through the gap

I swear they used to be larger than this

You know in Europe they do it differently

@DanFmDorking

Fuck it, I’ll come inside.

You win

I can't decide what to have..

£4.99 for all that? Bargain!

Whoa! 'scuse me, I think I may have just gone a bit too far there, let me pull back a bit.

Apologises if I have mixed up a couple of threads here but i've just read...

Second Wave Coming

"with whipped cream and marshmallows please"

Get a move on, I've got 5 more people waiting for me to serve them.

This is so silly, but amusing reading after a long day at work :)

• Is it first cum first served in the queue?
• Is there much protein in it?
• Give me a napkin, if it doesn't taste nice I can spit it out

I cant believe I had to pay 20p for the sauce

Better have it now or it'll go limp

I'm sure this can't be healthy

It's smaller than I remember

My mother says doing this is vulgar

Do you want it on the side?

I'm always ready for another one in an hour

The sauce is all over my fingers (finger licking good😉)
Watch you don't choke on the bone

Fun thread- i really want KFC now (and a wee poke)