Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Make lots of pretty pictures with copydex.

Laundry out out. Will it rain ???

Only on your washing line

Why can't I sleep on camping trips?

Because of the bears and poisonous snakes
What time shall I put the lamb in the oven for tea ?

Spring.

Where does the wind go?

To the willows of course
Where should I book to go on holiday next year?

Mars as no Covid there & you won't need to quarantine.

Who was so vain......?

A triangular flag.

Why didn't I buy any butter yesterday?

You bought four buckets of marzipan instead.

Should I wash my car now?

Cover it in marzipan and icing. Don't be defined by convention.

What do you want for Christmas?

Sid Owen cd

Why is the journey quicker on the way home ?

Because there are less miles in a return journey.

Why is having a baby easier for women who are used to being constipated?

Because our ancestors actually pooed through their vaginas.

Why are biscuits so tasty?

Because biscuits love being eaten.

Why is wine so tasty too?

So the grapes can spread.

Will Christmas be cancelled?

It will be postponed for 4 years

What does David Attenborough do on Saturdays ?

He watches films with Prince William & his family. Then David & William go down the local pub.

What do you think David Attenborough's secret hobby could be?

Fly fishing ,he secretly co wrote a book with JR Hartley,
Why is it so cold?

Because people complained it was too hot a few weeks ago, so they turned the sun down.

Do I have to get out of my warm snuggly bed?

No - "work from home" = work from bed.

Where's my mask gone?

It's in Venezuela

Why do bees buzz ?

Beecause they're high

why does my cat start snoring when im about to take a zoom call?

Because you aren't staring at her adoringly while she sleeps.

Why can't the shopping put it self away?

Because you haven’t left it long enough to grow legs.

What shall I have for lunch.

A fully fitted kitchen

What happens if you eat too much sugar ?

There isn't enough left for the wine makers to ferment the grapes.

Which roomshould I tidynext in my house?