Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

I'd rather be married to Carrie or Ivanka or even Melania at a push.

Why is Donald Trump so crazy?

Because he had his brain transplanted
by aliens
Why does E= Mc 2.

Because Apples fall from trees due to gravity.

Are the royal family werewolfs or wombats?

werewolves even.

Sorry, just read wombats are the only species to do cube shaped poos!

No the royal family are Kangaroos in disguise. That's why they are good at doing several engagements in one day in different parts of the country as they jump there.
And they don't need loads & loads of bodyguards as the RF/Kangaroos kick can be lethal.

Who will start the next thread when it's time?

That's for the Gods of threads to decide
Shall see have a shower tonight or tomorrow morning?

I !*

Wait in bed and the heavens will descend upon thee.

When will my hair dry?

Never

Why is my DCat obsessed with ear scratches tonight?

Because she is about to grow new ones and wants you to remove the dead old ears.

What should you do with them?

There’s an elf with a whiskery beard living in its ear.

What did Boris Johnson have for supper?

Slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails.
Move to Halifax or Hull?

Quality Street versus chip spice? You decide.

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

The big bad rabbit

why am I so tired

Because you were in NYC auditioning for West Side story

What happens on a guys night out ?

They paint rainbows with their feet.

What hobby with Boris take up this year?

Painting china.

How many guests will he have at his wedding to Carrie?

None because Carrie will ask him to post the invitations & he will forget & then blame Rishi Sunak, Matt Hancock & Priti Patel.

Where will Carrie & Boris go on honeymoon?

They will go in a beautiful pea green boat to super injunction prevents me from saying anything

Why do geese shout at each other when they are flying

They're having a race.

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Colour blind blue paint.

Why does every morning feel the same?

Because you are in fact Bill Murray.

Why do I feel the need to work extra unpaid hours for no apparent reason, even though I am good at my job?

Because you adore being at work
Why does my back hurt this morning?

You let off copious quantities of wind at your yoga zoom session, was destabilised and fell over backwards and were stuck in that pose all night.

Why does my back not hurt this morning?