If you had named your child...

[AlbusSeverusMalfoy]

... where they were conceived, what would they be called? (Light hearted obvious)
Lots of Celebs do this and non-celebs I guess.
Mine would be Reading

Lay by and bed

Barbican and Luxor/Cairo (not sure which 😁)

Ibiza !!

Shitterton ! It is a little hamlet in the Piddle Valley in Dorset. No, seriously, I haven't successfully conceived yet.

Toowoomba and Carlisle.

They aren't as bad as some, but not quite right for my dds

@MsAwesomeDragon. I like Toowoomba for a baby name

Wood Green, sadly, where we were living at the time. Suppose if she’s have been a boy we could have nick names her woody?

Woolongong...me and DD's dad were visiting relations at the time.

Forgot to add....it could have been worse. We were scheduled to go to Wagga Wagga during the trip but didn't get round to it.

Amsterdam!

Alchemy and No-idea 😂

Faringdon, St Austell and Marseille!

Barbados

DC1 home
DC2 Butlins

DD1 Farneta (Italy)
DD2 Slough

@pasteldechocolateconchispa

Chertsey and DD2 Osterley

Not bad names to be fair.

Room 256
premier (inn)
Manchester

Sharm el sheikh

1.Grandma's spare room

1. Sofitel Heathrow
2. Kitchen table

Isle of Wight and 2 can't remember lol (probably Basingstoke which would be hilarious)

My sister would have a Tokyo which is way cooler!

I'd have a River Bank and a Queen (we lived at a Queen Street for a couple of months).

Glastonbury!

Luxembourg. Lux for a girl is quite cool, I missed a trick there.

Ooo, if I named them after the names of the houses where we were living in our hime town I’d have a son called Bridge and a daughter called number four!