If you had named your child...

[AlbusSeverusMalfoy]

... where they were conceived, what would they be called? (Light hearted obvious)
Lots of Celebs do this and non-celebs I guess.
Mine would be Reading

Penang!

Bow

Harrogate... or Burnley! I like to think of the former as more plausible

Audi

@AlbusSeverusMalfoy

... where they were conceived, what would they be called? (Light hearted obvious) Lots of Celebs do this and non-celebs I guess. Mine would be Reading

Same. For both of them At least I'd stop getting my DCs names wrong if they had the same name.

Another baby Reading here! 😂

Germany and Yorkshire.

(Ironically, if DD2 had been concieved a few weeks after she was, she would have been concieved in the place after which DD1 was named.

sofa

Impulse-buy January Sales Ex-display Bargain Bed The First and Impulse-buy January Sales Ex-display Bargain Bed The Second. Probably just Bed 1 and Bed 2 for short.

Primrose Hill (the place, not the park).

Could work!

Morocco (more specifically, Agadir)

The twins would be Caravan and Filey. Maybe with White Lightning and Sheepskin Rug as middle names. I win the classy stakes.

Mine would also have been a genuine name! Although a girl's name, sure DS would not have been impressed...

Chipping Norton. Ew.

Florence and they are

One would be waterbed, one would be Sofa Bed.

Test and tube. Catchy

Shower. We could bling it up and go for something like Douche. I kind of like that.

But what was the name of the nightclub?? ;-)

Petri dish. Or King's College Hospital?

Laboratory - except I'm having twins so cant really call them lab1 and lab2 - I guess I could go with "day 5" and "day 6" as that's what embryos they are or even better their quality grading - 5BA and 4BB 🤣

Rather exceptionally, the first one was almost certainly conceived in Bhutan!

The second most likely in London - I think shortly after Israel.

I reckon Tom Ford ( fashion /make-up/perfume) was actually concieved in Romford but his Mum thought it would scupper his chances . ?

Like, a PP the place is actually a name - it's also unisex. However, both children would have the same name, so somewhat problematic. Actually thinking about it, the place is 2 syllables and both are unisex names if the spelling is changed slightly - winner!

@mrsm43s

No. 1 would be Caravan, with optional middle name Hastings. No. 2 would be Hotel, with optional middle name Enfield.

Classy.

Hastings Caravan sounds better