If you had named your child...

[AlbusSeverusMalfoy]

... where they were conceived, what would they be called? (Light hearted obvious)
Lots of Celebs do this and non-celebs I guess.
Mine would be Reading

Elounda

Dc1
Dartmoor, or to be precise behind a rock on a bloody great hill

Dc2
Edinburgh

Dc3
Home

Suffice to say none of the dc are named after where they were conceived

Skegness
Thurso
Central Scotland 😀

Morpeth, Craster and Alnwick

Sicily, Barnsley, Kent.

Totally outing myself there.

Tewkesbury. I kind of like it!

Mine would all be called Harris. Even the girls.

Broxbournre, Sydenham and Brockley.

And another Reading baby ! Tilehurst ( top of Sulham Hill sounds better ) :)

Blackheath

The Breamar cruise ship. Have probably outed myself with that!

Aberdeen

@Giannis

I feel your pain

My parents proudly announced I was a love-on-the-dole baby as they were both out of work with nothing else to do 🤣🤦‍♀️

Withington and Davenport. Hazelgrove and Heaton.

MG BGT Port Soderick.
True.

@ivfdreaming

Laboratory - except I'm having twins so cant really call them lab1 and lab2 - I guess I could go with "day 5" and "day 6" as that's what embryos they are or even better their quality grading - 5BA and 4BB 🤣

don't ever tell them which one had the higher grading!

Pollok, govanhill and Marbella/Broughton x2

Beautiful names, it's not too late to add middle names eh...

My sons would have got off comparatively lightly. The elder would be Leigh (on-sea) and the younger would have to be Basil... short for Basildon. Yup - both Essex boys!

Centre parcs- Whinfel!

Truro
Polperro

Kolkata or Calcutta

Wimbledon and Aylesbury, I reckon my girls could have carried those names off

My youngest - Mayrhofen

Tilehurst in Reading (- lots of Reading babies) two times here

Or dc1-‘Sunday morning lie in’ and dc2 ‘Oops I’ve had too much to drink let’s throw caution to the wind’

Using roads names I'd have DC1 Roman (works well, he is a boy) DC2 West and DC3 Copenhagen