If you had named your child...

[AlbusSeverusMalfoy]

... where they were conceived, what would they be called? (Light hearted obvious)
Lots of Celebs do this and non-celebs I guess.
Mine would be Reading

Small boring bleak post industrial Welsh town and Inverness.

DC1 Hanger Lane
DC2 Weymouth
DC3 Brighton
DC4 Brighton

DC1 In-laws spare room

DC2 Hearth

Fab thread

My boys would be Toxteth and Preston.

Number 1 child= Devon
Number 2 child= Somerset

Hong Kong, Manchester and Not Entirely Sure.

Forest

Caracas.

Jeddah.

ds1 would be Felmingham
Ds2 would be southrepps.
My poor kids.

On-the-sofa and in-the-garden. I think. Possibly either could have been in-bed-no-frills. Maybe DD was followed by and-then-dog-shat-in-shoe-in-excitement.

Hampstead and Edinburgh. Could be worse except one's a girl!

Ds home or welsh bakery cottage (same place, different names)

Dd accord or secluded beach.

Embryologist lab! (Ivf baby 😍)

Kitchen Table, and Shower.
Our friends once asked us this question (I was pregnant with Shower at the time) and wished they hadn't as they had not long since finished a meal at the kitchen table (the furniture not the child).

2 beds & a utility room worktop...

Clinic-in-Croydon
(Should point out that I had gone to the clinic for this purpose, didn't just get a bit frisky during a check up).

Parents living room carpet 😳

Ravenglass

GF tells me that my Stepdaughter's name would be Back-of-a-Ford-Fiesta.

My nephew would be Bathroom-At-Birmingham-Airport, which I think has a nice ring to it.

Several places on here that don't exactly inspire lust or romance

Ours is an actual boys' name, but an awful one.

Rocky......officially known as Gibraltar

Torquay - which would suit my little chatterbox to a ‘T’. Talkie, get it?

Cleveleys.

Or to be more specific- sheepskin rug.

Classy, me .

Florence it was quite a tempting name choice but I couldn’t face the ‘how did you decide on my name, mum?’ questions in the future!

Would just be our address. And our bed.

So, Bed, Sheet and House?!