If you had named your child...

[AlbusSeverusMalfoy]

... where they were conceived, what would they be called? (Light hearted obvious)
Lots of Celebs do this and non-celebs I guess.
Mine would be Reading

Limavady 😂😂

Bed

I actually know what my own name would have been (parents volunteered this information a long time ago, I did not ask for it )

Caravan-with-Uncle-Paul-in-the-next-room

Glad they stuck with a slightly more traditional name...

Reading here too!

@Nixen

Another baby Reading here! 😂

Big up the Reading Babies. Haha. One of mine would technically be Whitley... not sure if that's better or worse ..

@MrsLJ2014

Morocco (more specifically, Agadir)

That's a nice name

Chelsea

Which is actually really pretty name for a girl (and I had a girl)

Same for DD2.

If were talking technicalities then DS would either be Lower Early or Tilehurst. DS2 would be Cemetery Junction

Riviera Maya (DS) and Kent (DD) if they were swapped around it could have worked!

I can't work out if Cemetery-Junction or Newtown works better though

Petri dish!

Hackney, and to save giving them the same name, his brother London Fields.

Devon and Helensburgh

Wall and en-suite

@PaternosterLoft

I can't work out if Cemetery-Junction or Newtown works better though

Newtown sounds slightly better I think. At least it isnt the name of an awful film Plus Cemetery Junction has a rep which Newtown doesn't seem to. (Even though they are the same place )

Paris. The Vegas casino, not the city. Would have been handy for twins - Paris and Vegas.

Bandstand

Our youner ds would be Futon. Youngest DD went by the name of Breeze until she was born because the combination of Bacardi Breezer and antibiotics left me more susceptible to DH's advances.

Chertsey and DD2 Osterley

If I went for the names of the roads I would have Wilberforce and Rock!

Bed, exercise bike and sofa.

Minster-in-Thanet
Dahab
Lisbon

I guess we could have gone less/more specific with the locations:

Kent (county)
Asalah (village)
Linda (-a-velha) (suburb)

At least those are real names, but they aren't much better and one of them is the wrong sex.

I hadn't actually considered the fact that none of them were conceived at home. We weren't actively trying for any of them (tracking ovulation etc), just leaving things to nature, so I guess it makes sense two were conceived on holiday.

DC1: Stoke-on-Trent (nice bit of triple barrelling 😉)

DC2: Tenerife 😂

@Tidypidy

Bed, exercise bike and sofa.

What, how? No don’t tell me. 🤭

@Tidypidy exercise bike??? 😱 😂😱 I am in awe 👍