Rightmove - worst pics ever?

[Divorcedatlast]

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-95778125.html
This is bizarre - basically just pics of the cars and none of the house

Yep that’s pretty odd!

That is bizzare. Looks like a gorgeous house. What you can see of it

Fab photos of this ‘Free Hold’ property...

I love the pictures. I hate the fact that most houses are online so people can nose round them. I would actually pay a premium if the pictures had not been put on the internet. I offered on my house before the estate agents had listed it and told the seller that my just over offer was conditional on the pictures not going online. Lots of very expensive houses near me only post a picture of the view and interior pictures only available in branch.

Oh my. The write up made my eyes bleed.

Is it to show the parking situation?

Is this to promote a new series of Stath Lets Flats?

Bizarre!

If there are no or few interior photos I assume they have something about the property to hide.

Could they not have found someone literate to write the description? If I was the seller I'd be furious!

I got better pictures from Street View

Strange. Though I was highly annoyed when selling a property and a friend texted me like your pillowcase so can understand wanting privacy.

Looks nice from the outside, at least.

@Morfin you must have either been very lucky or wasted your time visiting so many unsuitable houses that you easily could have vetoed from the photos?

Never mind that, count those toilets!! You can park AND you can pee. Sounds like my ideal home!

They look like the shots the person took when they first got there, before going inside. I reckon the've uploaded those instead of the pictures of the house.

Twits. Surely they would check the listing once they've uploaded it to make sure that everything is correct.

I'm still trying to work out what an ' attached bath/ walk in shower' is. I am imagining a kind of balcony stuck on the side. Or do they not know the meaning of an 'en-suite'

Maybe it's a mistake or maybe there is a tenant who won't let them in to take photos. I wouldn't want my home online if I was not invested in selling it!

The description is as bad as the photos!

Probably a meth lab inside.

The only other property that the agents have on Rightmove is a room to rent so I guess they aren't very experienced.

Bizarre. The write up reads like scam email, it is so bad.

Kitchen with breakfast bar and large living room ideally for a smart family

We don't want your money just your IQ...anything less than 140 and you can feck off.

@trappedsincesundaymorn right? Either that or people who wear spats and rakishly tipped trilbies indoors.

Although I am disturbed by the thought of a "dinning room".

The photos while weird I can maybe understand (they haven’t had the photographer around yet so using some of the outside).
The write up on the other hand is horrific.