I found this little gem on rightmove

[TheThreeHeadedBeast]

Just been browsing rightmove, looks innocuous from the outside.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94868036.html

Why so many stuffed animals. Please tell me that's not a real zebra they have stuffed!

And what's with the Perspex over the cars in the garage?

The bed ... wtf.. and the stuffed butler bear? This house is literally a comedy of errors

Wow! Just fabulous 🤣

That has to be one of the most disgustingly awful houses I have ever seen. The decor is appalling, the dead animals are appalling, whoever lives there is appalling.

Surely they aren't real animals? The unicorns aren't, anyway.

Blimey - no taste or what?! How could anyone wreck such a beautifully proportioned house like that? Jeeps!

If I was the inhabitant of the dog bed in the kitchen I'd be shitting myself...

I presume they toned it down as all the websites and estate agents suggest before listings photos and viewings! The garden looks really bland by comparison.

The makings of a lovely home there.

Photo 5. The alligator/crocodile lurking in the corner

god i love it.

What in the everloving fuck did I just look at!

I think the best description for it is 'unapologetic'.

And I STILL love it. It's delightfully bonkers.

except I am not so fond of the giant rainbow lips in the staircase landing.

Aside from that though.

I think I need one of those car bubbles. Soft top Mx5 and no garage. :o

I feel I know exactly what sort of chap owns this too....just look at the skimping on those rugs in the hall...buy a decent sized runner, man!

What a wonderful way to start the day!

@YetAnotherSpartacus

I thought the polar bear (hopefully not ex-real) was holding a gun.

Other than the interesting decor I love it!

I also wonder who owns it.

I'm, guessing middle-eastern or south asian just by some of the colouring in the living room and the bedroom...

Are Union Jack rugs and painting of Winston Churchill with a V-sign a middle-eastern or south asian thing?

The outside looks like a 1930s Council Office or a trying-to-be posh Premier Inn! It just gets worse from there, no need to buy a lottery ticket, definitely not a Sunday morning dream house

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I get the need for the car bubbles but why do you need photos of them to sell the house and not more of the garden or other rooms? Unless they are worse than the rooms already photographed

Also wondering what was said in the deleted posts

Oh cross posted

@Littlebelina

I get the need for the car bubbles but why do you need photos of them to sell the house and not more of the garden or other rooms? Unless they are worse than the rooms already photographed

Also wondering what was said in the deleted posts

To show how many vehicles the garage will take. The garden’s relatively tiny so photos of that would probably put people off.

@justasking111

So many houses around Cheshire like this, footballers, it is funny when you as a valuer have to go round them.

How do you hide your surprise?

Oh my!

You could do that with the garage doors shut surely?

I want a rocking zebra 🦓

Also, why are the cars in giant goldfish bowls?