Omg snake in garden

[Snakeomg]

Is this a pet or wild snake?

Oh my Christ I would DIE

Your dad couldn't pick it up and put it on a safe place or put something over it?

Eeeeeeek.......why didn't you contain it ??!!!!

Please be up on a remote Island, OP

To OP's dad:-
You
Had
One
Fucking
Job!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How the flying fuck do you lose a snake that is a) that size and b) that colour? Did it run off? Have a getaway vehicle?

My house would be up for sale.

Please give a general location OP, so some of us can go into our gardens without fear

@ineedaholidaynow

Please give a general location OP, so some of us can go into our gardens without fear

...and so some of us can go out in our garden in hope of seeing it

What a beautiful little snake. Much better thing to find than the hundreds of slugs that invade my garden.

Oh man!

So, @Snakeomg. Umm ... can you give a rough indication of your location - even just the county? Just so I can actually go to sleep tonight.

How did he lose the snake??

I'm sorry OP, l.know it's stressful but your post has brightened my day!

I've had wine. Shit. PLease tell me you've knocked on all the doors connecting with your garden?????

You need to put up an alert on your local Facebook page or similar so people can be on the lookout

It least it's not a Gaboon or a black mamba. You'd be dead.

I’ve actually shivered and felt sick at your last post op

I'm massively invested in this post. Please post further snupdates.

What the fuck is a Gaboon???
Please tell me you live on a remote island. Far far from me??

@ohbloodyell

It least it's not a Gaboon or a black mamba. You'd be dead.

😅😅😅 Brilliant!

Sweet fucking Moses.

FOR FUXAKE OP’S DAD!!!!!

Please don’t live near me OP.

You need to put up an alert on your local Facebook page or similar so people can be on the lookout

At the very least!

Personally I think, while people are screeching on the table holding their skirts up on this thread, they're forgetting this is a living thing that needs help and that could die outside.

Your dad is so fired. He couldn't have ya know watched it or popped a box over it?

@GreyGardens88

I hope the owner is caught and fined heavily for letting a potentially dangerous snake out loose. If you don't know how to keep a snake then don't have one ffs

“letting”? Snakes are professional escapologists