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I have such a serious crush on Matt Hancock

231 replies

guidedogneeded · 05/07/2020 14:29

It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

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Redyellowpink · 07/07/2020 21:50

My secret crush is Priti Patel

JoysOfString · 07/07/2020 21:54

OP... I would. Blush But I'm single and sex-starved. I'd rather have Rishi and I'd happily marry Chris Whitty, but of the rest of our covid captors, it would have to be Hancock. There's something kind of shy and nervous about him that makes it quite attractive when he tries to be authoritative.

Raab, Boris and Gove just no. I just can't fathom how so many women have had Boris - he must have some amazing charisma in person.

Pinklynx · 07/07/2020 22:42

If you like really creepy men OP fill your boots. Personally I think he’s 🤢.

guidedogneeded · 07/07/2020 22:53

See I don't find that creepy I just think he's awkward 😍

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FantasticRik1 · 07/07/2020 23:20

I’ve booked all you Hancock fanciers into your local Specsaver. 11am Friday.

Pinklynx · 07/07/2020 23:21

OP he looks like he's going to eat her or at the very least lick her face. Just no!

Mumratheevergiving · 08/07/2020 00:02

Pinklynx you are right, he's sizing her up in a Silence of the Lambs kind of way!

Pinklynx · 08/07/2020 08:10

@Mumratheevergiving

Pinklynx you are right, he's sizing her up in a Silence of the Lambs kind of way!
🤣🤣🤣
DevilsSpawn · 08/07/2020 08:11

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Heytheredelilah99 · 08/07/2020 08:12

I think hes nice too.....;-)

Liverbird77 · 08/07/2020 11:44

He is gorgeous!

Rhine · 08/07/2020 11:49

His awkwardness is what makes him so fanciable. He’s a bit geeky and totally out of his depth and that’s what makes him so attractive I think?

I like Rishi as well, but don’t really fancy him. Raab is an actual bastard though. I wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole.

Mumratheevergiving · 08/07/2020 11:59

Rhine His awkwardness is what makes him so fanciable. He’s a bit geeky and totally out of his depth and that’s what makes him so attractive I think?
Hmmm debatable. Do you also have the hots for Mr Bean?

Rhine · 08/07/2020 12:01

No of course not! And he’s nothing like Mr Bean!

Ribrabrob · 08/07/2020 12:09

Agreed OP! There’s just something very sexy and charming about him Smile

marvellousmaplesyrup · 08/07/2020 12:30

Dominic Raab does it for me! Blush

Claricethecat45 · 08/07/2020 12:45

No No No
Please NO

If you DO get 'lucky' - VOM- Please buy him a NON PINK TIE for a gift and pull it TIGHT

finished31 · 08/07/2020 13:11

How's the Fanny Gallops today OP? Matt Handscock is a no on every level!

And whom ever said it was Boris that done it for them needs treatment of some kind. Just watching Rishi do the Gov meeting and Boris is smiling and nodding at every comment like a ' dog with 2 dicks!'

Chris Whitt's is lovely and the only ticket I trust!

Kelsoooo · 08/07/2020 13:22

@marvellousmaplesyrup

Exactly the same here.

BarbarAnna · 08/07/2020 13:33

Losing ones sense of taste is a symptom of COVID-19.

You need a test.

Grin
labyrinthloafer · 08/07/2020 18:43

@BarbarAnna

Losing ones sense of taste is a symptom of COVID-19.

You need a test.

Grin

That made me proper laugh Grin
Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 08/07/2020 19:01

He’s the best out of a bad bunch op Wink

Mumratheevergiving · 08/07/2020 19:47

BarbarAnna - Losing ones sense of taste is a symptom of COVID-19.
You need a test.

Thank you for finding the cause of OPs affliction Grin this pandemic has a lot to answer for!

SaffronBuns · 09/07/2020 07:38

Rishi is on BBC1 News hubba hubba

(He looks like he might have a clammy fever though)

DevilsSpawn · 09/07/2020 08:32

I reckon Rishi is gay. Too well groomed and pretty.

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