I have such a serious crush on Matt Hancock

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It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

I shamefully agree 🤦‍♀️ and Raab.... and dishy Rishi 🙈🙈 I'm not sure what it is as they aren't my usual type at all!

How does this make you feel OP?

www.bing.com/videos/search?q=matt+hancock+singing+queen&refig=edb2ecf28d3c440b84affcff01299d36&sp=-1&pq=matt+hancock+singing+queen&sc=1-26&qs=n&sk=&cvid=edb2ecf28d3c440b84affcff01299d36&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dmatt%2bhancock%2bsinging%2bqueen%26form%3dANNTH1%26refig%3dedb2ecf28d3c440b84affcff01299d36%26sp%3d-1%26pq%3dmatt%2bhancock%2bsinging%2bqueen%26sc%3d1-26%26qs%3dn%26sk%3d%26cvid%3dedb2ecf28d3c440b84affcff01299d36&view=detail&mmscn=vwrc&mid=86BA066A1ACF9C13676186BA066A1ACF9C136761&FORM=WRVORC

Mehmehmeh19 Thank you for that parkour clip it’s so very Alan Partridge! That should instantly cure your Hancock crushes ladies of Mumsnet

Jena - oh....my.....gawdddddddd....

Also this one is hilarious

Damn MN, Michael Gove was in my dream last night because of you lot!

CandidaAlbicans2 We’re you punching him repeatedly in the face? Anything else would be a nightmare surely?

Were not we’re!

Govey wouldn’t like grammar mistakes!

I was dreaming that I was being interviewed by George Osborne last night. I wasn’t wearing anything and I kept trying to hide my boobs with a folder containing interview notes.

Brain bleach required

Well it could be worse, you could like Mr Johnson. Though if you are over 30 he would not be interested.

Govey wouldn’t like grammar mistakes!

Gud, he mite be frothing at the mouth as mutch as I am about the guverment blaiming their failings on care homes, public health Engerland, the civil service and the public. According to the Government everyone is to blame for the mishandling of the corona virus pandemic bar them!

Well it could be worse, you could like Mr Johnson. Though if you are over 30 he would not be interested.

My younger sister loves Johnson, has a photo of him on her fridge. I honestly believe she's unwell; he looks like a shop-soiled blancmange that's gone rancid at the back of the fridge - nobody knows how it got there or who the fuck wanted it in the first place.

Nothing to add that hasn't already been said but just wanted to thank you all for the hearty laugh 😁

@guidedogneeded

I'm howling at some of the replies on here 😂 so many of you need to get some taste and start seeing the hot side of Hancock but it's only your own loss if you don't 😕

Best reply for me was "the heart wants what the heart wants" totally after and my heart wants 🖐 🍆

Poor Matt Hand-Aubergine.

I feel sorry for him now.

Can tell I’m not up to speed with our politicians because I thought you mean this Matt Hancock who is fancied a bit on They Think It’s All Over back in the 90s

Isn’t that Nick Hancock?

@guidedogneeded

It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

Ugh, really?

CandidaAlbicans2 We’re you punching him repeatedly in the face? Anything else would be a nightmare surely?

Oddly, no . All I can remember was that we were at a social function and we just chatting, that I found him quite pleasant. He was wearing a really snazzy tie too which seemed oddly out of character

FudgeBrownie2019 My younger sister loves Johnson...he looks like a shop-soiled blancmange that's gone rancid at the back of the fridge - nobody knows how it got there or who the fuck wanted it in the first place.

Our great leader Blancmange Johnson

@PurpleDaisies

Isn’t that Nick Hancock?

Oh yeah

I can’t have been the only one that thought it though as Matt Hancock They Think It’s All Over was a google search!

@MsEllany that was because of Marcus Rashford! Matt “not a details man” Hancock got Marcus Rashford’s name wrong during a tv interview. Marcus Rashford wrote a comedy tweet praising Matt Hancock for his performances on Room 101 and They Think It’s All Over.

We had a discussion at work back in January about Boris (we work in the public sector - underfunded of course!) and ALL the young women said how they find him attractive.

Couldn’t bloody believe it.

One woman even named her cat Boris after him

I can't believe there's not more love for Matt on this thread, I thought a few people would have shared my attraction 😁

Jesus fucking Christ.

He has that gormless look I used to see on kids who had been sniffing gas.