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Megatron · 01/06/2020 13:51

Link?

Do you have a reliable source for that?

You sound like a nightmare/hard work/unhinged

I'm saddened by

That's vile/grim

There are many, many more please feel free to add! Grin

*Do I need to put 'lighthearted' in the OP ..?

OP posts:
SomeHalfHumanCreatureThing · 01/06/2020 13:52
Biscuit
Megatron · 01/06/2020 13:57

Oh yes, add that to the list ... Wink

OP posts:
skippy67 · 01/06/2020 14:19

I'm amazed by
You have a DH problem
DC have unlimited access to the fruit bowl

Livedandlearned · 01/06/2020 14:34

Most people I know ....

skippy67 · 01/06/2020 14:36

I don't know anyone who...

AgeLikeWine · 01/06/2020 14:38

Why are people who don’t have children posting on a parenting website?

3LittleMonkeyz · 01/06/2020 14:39

Roasting a chicken to last the week

3LittleMonkeyz · 01/06/2020 14:41

Have you thought about taking ironing in?

Lobsterquadrille2 · 01/06/2020 14:41

If you knew he was like this, why did you have a child with him?

Sonichu · 01/06/2020 14:44

Fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there fuck off some more, cockwomble/ dickweasel/ fannyshrew/ titgoblin/ insert other hilarious whimsical "insult" here.

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 01/06/2020 14:44

No is a complete sentence (Actually it isn't)
Book a spa day
Show them this thread

3LittleMonkeyz · 01/06/2020 14:58

111/999 NOW
A&E NOW
LTB, Run
Have you done the freedom program?
Have you thought about going NC?

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 01/06/2020 15:03

OP "I am a devastated, heartbroken woman struggling to come to terms with my infertility"

At least one thoughtless cunt, usually more :

HAVEYOUEVERTHOUGHTABOUTADOPTINGYOUCOULDADOPTYOUKNOW

cheesyrats · 01/06/2020 15:04

The hills are that way >>>>>>>>>>>>.

Am I too sensitive?

You need to teach your child not to be afraid of dogs.

Hmm

There's an OW.

Megatron · 01/06/2020 15:04

Ah yes! Log it with 111, I forgot about that one!

OP posts:
BuzzShitbagBobbly · 01/06/2020 15:12

DC have unlimited access to the fruit bowl

Nobody will ever say they just "cooked dinner". It always has to be very-deliberately-yet-casually described using any combination of the below:

"healthy snacks" and "hoovering up" said "healthy" food which is always "made from scratch"

BuzzShitbagBobbly · 01/06/2020 15:14

OP "I am a devastated, heartbroken woman struggling to come to terms with my infertility"

On the flip side, any thread where a child free woman is quite happily discussing some aspect of that, you will have dozens of people rushing to tell her how they had children, and (as if anyone thought they didn't?) making a point of saying they love them.

x2boys · 01/06/2020 15:30

That bloody goat and flat screen tv thing whenever benefits are .mentioned is really not funny and doesn't make you look cool🙄

3LittleMonkeyz · 01/06/2020 15:32

I don't understand the goat and flat screen thing? Can any one explain, sorry

iloveredwine · 01/06/2020 15:33

Leave the children with your DH and go for a spa weekend

heartbrokenfool · 01/06/2020 15:35

You don't like her very much do you?

Drip feed - my child has SEN

Are you usually this anxious about everything?

Why are you still doing your child's clothes washing (in regards to a a two year old...)

Sonichu · 01/06/2020 15:39

"You need to teach your child not to be afraid of dogs."

Or the other side of this, which is:

" A dog glanced at my child sideways while it passed by us in a public space. WIBU to nuke them all from space?"

x2boys · 01/06/2020 15:40

Apparently years ago when somebody was ranting on a thread about benefit claimants the Op made a point about a claimant having a goat ,now on benefit threads some " witty" person will say something along the lines of I claim benefits where do I get my goat,every time😏and they ard sarcastically about people on benefits having flat screen tv,s it must come from the days when flat screens were a new invention because surely most people have them!

ProseccoBubbleFantasies · 01/06/2020 16:39

Diagram needed.

Ltb

Penguin bollards

ThesePenguinNamesThough · 01/06/2020 16:41

Antiquated site...

Other sites I'm on...

That's not how it's done anywhere else...