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Link?

Do you have a reliable source for that?

You sound like a nightmare/hard work/unhinged

I'm saddened by

That's vile/grim

There are many, many more please feel free to add!

*Do I need to put 'lighthearted' in the OP ..?

Oh yes, add that to the list ...

I'm amazed by
You have a DH problem
DC have unlimited access to the fruit bowl

Most people I know ....

I don't know anyone who...

Why are people who don’t have children posting on a parenting website?

Roasting a chicken to last the week

Have you thought about taking ironing in?

If you knew he was like this, why did you have a child with him?

Fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there fuck off some more, cockwomble/ dickweasel/ fannyshrew/ titgoblin/ insert other hilarious whimsical "insult" here.

No is a complete sentence (Actually it isn't)
Book a spa day
Show them this thread

111/999 NOW
A&E NOW
LTB, Run
Have you done the freedom program?
Have you thought about going NC?

OP "I am a devastated, heartbroken woman struggling to come to terms with my infertility"

At least one thoughtless cunt, usually more :

HAVEYOUEVERTHOUGHTABOUTADOPTINGYOUCOULDADOPTYOUKNOW

The hills are that way >>>>>>>>>>>>.

Am I too sensitive?

You need to teach your child not to be afraid of dogs.

There's an OW.

Ah yes! Log it with 111, I forgot about that one!

DC have unlimited access to the fruit bowl

Nobody will ever say they just "cooked dinner". It always has to be very-deliberately-yet-casually described using any combination of the below:

"healthy snacks" and "hoovering up" said "healthy" food which is always "made from scratch"

OP "I am a devastated, heartbroken woman struggling to come to terms with my infertility"

On the flip side, any thread where a child free woman is quite happily discussing some aspect of that, you will have dozens of people rushing to tell her how they had children, and (as if anyone thought they didn't?) making a point of saying they love them.

That bloody goat and flat screen tv thing whenever benefits are .mentioned is really not funny and doesn't make you look cool🙄

I don't understand the goat and flat screen thing? Can any one explain, sorry

Leave the children with your DH and go for a spa weekend

You don't like her very much do you?

Drip feed - my child has SEN

Are you usually this anxious about everything?

Why are you still doing your child's clothes washing (in regards to a a two year old...)

"You need to teach your child not to be afraid of dogs."

Or the other side of this, which is:

" A dog glanced at my child sideways while it passed by us in a public space. WIBU to nuke them all from space?"

Apparently years ago when somebody was ranting on a thread about benefit claimants the Op made a point about a claimant having a goat ,now on benefit threads some " witty" person will say something along the lines of I claim benefits where do I get my goat,every time😏and they ard sarcastically about people on benefits having flat screen tv,s it must come from the days when flat screens were a new invention because surely most people have them!

Diagram needed.

Ltb

Penguin bollards

Antiquated site...

Other sites I'm on...

That's not how it's done anywhere else...