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Link?

Do you have a reliable source for that?

You sound like a nightmare/hard work/unhinged

I'm saddened by

That's vile/grim

There are many, many more please feel free to add!

*Do I need to put 'lighthearted' in the OP ..?

I have a friend we'll call A and another friend we'll call B and a couple we'll call C And D .Now D knows A. But not B And E doesn't know any of them. And then the problem is that a friend we'll call F. ....

Not seen that for a while.

Could you take in some ironing?

Did you mean to be so rude (head tilt)?

Tsk, tsk: Balonz was and is funny.

Did you mean to be so rude? Are you on glue? Have you tried Nitty Gritty comb for lice? (to be fair this is actually very good advice and worked for us!)

For all neighbourhood disputes.... Diagram please! (Particularly for parking but also required for fences, bin access etc)

Interesting first post OP

OP: Just found out DH went out for coffee with female colleague...
MN: Doesn't look good I'm afraid. Start collecting evidence. If he isn't already having an affair he is planning to. Call a solicitor and get 30mins of free advice. Put his clothes outside and change the locks.

Yes the whole name changing because it's so outing baffles me especially when the Op then poats about a mundane event hat could happen to anyone

Oh and yes Balonz was at the time and remains funny... and I'm still FB friends with at least one person I met from the Other Side from that whole bonkers performance!

How are we four pages in, and no-one has mentioned the damned tinkly laugh

Is this too much food,
One weetabix with yogurt and berries, half a cheese salad sandwich, a teaspoon of chickpea and lentil stew.
DS is 495 months old.
First comment " There's far too much sugar and fat in that diet"

Ffs Give your head a wobble

Not my circus not my monkeys

"This MUST be a reverse!"
"You have a husband problem, not a housework problem."
"He's a cocklodger, OP."

Didn't want to read and run, I have absolutely nothing constructive to say at all, but I didn't want to read and run and waste your time and my time and everyone else's time for reading this pointless post.

You atrocious cunt
Do you think this is abusive behaviour?
My house, my rules

Reference to a thread in classics - screamer in the Sistine chapel. The yoni masseuse from hull.

Diagram please

A post where the son and sister are referred to as ds.
Lack of paragraphs

Waits for the brigade

Name changed as this is very outing ...

Just ignore the (anyone who doesn't agree with me) posters OP.

My baby was sleeping through the night when it was just 4 hours old

OP: I think I have [serious medical condition that requires immediate attention] and I've got all* the symptoms.

200 posters: Go to A&E you loon!!

OP: I'll call 111/see how I feel in the morning/

Then vanishes forever

*insert sepsis/ectopic/appendicitis etc here.

Alternatively

Also

Bold fail. 🤦‍♂️

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It would never occur to me to post on a thread like this.

'You sound lovely, OP'.

Head Tilt

Twinkly Laugh

'Did she snap and fart?! LOL HAHAHA SO FUNNY'

You have a DH problem

Rant Over

Are you on glue?

Fast Forward to now

You don't have a MIL problem, you have a DH problem.

It's an invitation, not a summons.

That thing where people ask snippily "why did you bother going to the doctor if you weren't going to take their advice?"

It's so illogical! Obviously they didn't know what the advice would be beforehand and having listened and thought about it, decided it didn't make sense. Which is allowed!