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Link?

Do you have a reliable source for that?

You sound like a nightmare/hard work/unhinged

I'm saddened by

That's vile/grim

There are many, many more please feel free to add!

*Do I need to put 'lighthearted' in the OP ..?

Prepping vs panic buying.

🙄

'Ducks in a row' is making something of a resurgence, taking its place again with the ever-green 'Is he always so controlling OP', irrespective of the circumstances.
Amd the peremptory 'source?' which might invite a peevish 'did you mean to be so rude?'

At 18 he’s a grown man!

@x2boys

I read somewhere that having a big tv is no longer a symbol or the working class because most people have them. Not come across any goats though

You sound grabby and entitled

Wow. Just wow.

Genuinely interested

This is a genuine question

I genuinely don't understand

It's a non issue (about something clearly a very real problem/ issue for the OP)

My Nigel (although people pointing out the "my Nigel" type posters usually have a point)

Are you on glue?

Get a cleaner

Why don't you just move?

(Because it's so easy to just up and move house you know, doesn't take any planning or money etc)

I just couldn't get worked up about that/this

Wow. Just wow.

Oh I REALLY hate this one ^!

Do keep us updated because I love the drama

'If that's all you've got to worry about'

'First world problem'

'You should be grateful you even have X. Some people don't even have [something completely unrelated]'

'Your relative might be a cruel, narcissistic, bullying bastard but you'll miss them when they're gone'

Livid. (Meaning mildly irritated, not worth posting about really)

'Could they have dementia / ASD / ADHD' - usually when the person has told the poster to go & fuck themselves with a cactus or something.

Have you been at the bath salts again?
You have a MIL problem

Are you me?

He's an amazing dad (usually about an unemployed mostly absent pot head who's peak of paternal amazingness was a Tuesday in November 2017 when he remembered both his children's names correctly on the same afternoon and chucked a bag of crisps in their general direction, aww).

You sound like an amazing mum (based on a similar lack of evidence).

'Could they have dementia / ASD / ADHD' - usually when the person has told the poster to go & fuck themselves with a cactus or something.
Hahahahaha

Your being a martyr or making a martyr of yourself. Often when op just doesn't want to make a situation worse with confrontation.

Dh is a high earner

'Are you me?' As mentioned above and 'I've found my people!'

Balonz

It was never funny.

Am I the only one who...?

Especially when it’s something very common, like “Am I the only one who think Love Actually is a bit shit?“