Dementors Begone!

[ThatLibraryMiss]

Take your shaming and your doom and gloom somewhere else.

Love the bingo card! Thank you for the new thread.

Checking in for anti-dementor business!

My DH now thinks I’m mad as I’m laughing my head off at this!

That bingo card .

Can we add ‘the only thing that’ll have changed when lockdown is lifted is that they’ll have space for you in ICU’, because I’ve seen it pop up a few times now!

Drivingdown I literally just saw that on thread.

Placemarking

You're missing some essential rules there like no sitting allowed, no food to be consumed and that even if an activity is perfectly safe, if it involves any kind of fun or enjoyment then it's not allowed because "optics" . And the "Im reporting it/you to the police". Oh and "you lack moral fibre" that's my favourite one.

Also placemarking and at dementor bingo.

What about “no you can’t stop to eat a sausage roll ffs!”

What about “no you can’t stop to eat a sausage roll ffs!”

Yes if only "Professor Cockdown" Neil Ferguson hadn't invited someone around to nibble on his sausage roll, he might still be Dementor-in-Chief

IKEA is planning to reopen some stores soon....the dementors will have a field day frothing at the prospect.

@Pinkflipflop85 I'm frothing to be honest......... with excitement. Been meaning to get a new chest of drawers since November. Can't bloody wait!

Yes if only "Professor Cockdown" Neil Ferguson hadn't invited someone around to nibble on his sausage roll, he might still be Dementor-in-Chief

Absolutely dying at this

Brilliant OP

Though I’m very surprised at the Xmas one

Didn’t think any MNers would find that acceptable

Can we add “eugenics” and “do you WANT your mother to die?”

In honour of the new thread, a quick midweek round-up of Dementors spotted in the wild - sorry if I have missed any, please feel free to add.

The Lockdown Zealot Dementor
The Gradgrind Dementor ("Get back to WORK!")
The Defensive Dementor ("But have you been TESTED?")
The Reverse Nationalist Dementor
The WHO Dementor
The Scottish Exceptionalist Dementor
The Pathologically Cheerful Dementor
The Vaccine Dementor

I am worried about further mutations, please help me keep an eye on this!

The Economy Dementor (Our children's children will be paying for this!)

The bingo card is fucking awesome.

@ANoiseAnnoys What about “no you can’t stop to eat a sausage roll ffs!”

Yes! Greggs Dementor?

There is a poster on here called Lockdowncockdown - maybe they are the Professor's lover?

Surely his cock must be up to make it worth the trip?

Controversy alert

I think “get back to work” is not dementing behaviour.

Though this whole thing is very Gradgrind. I might have to read that again....

@Smilethoyourheartisbreaking Maybe. But at the moment the Govt has spent less than they did bailing out the banks in 2008. We came through that, so fingers crossed the economic contraction won't be too bad.

Yay for new thread