THIGHLAND, get your arses in here

[ThighThighofthigh]

We're back to volunteer our special services. Please come in and we can cure you of all your ridiculous angst. Yeth, we know we're thilly thausagesth.

Huzzah! Back home again!

They don't need us after all

Reporting for duty, Emperor, thir.

How I have missed side eye

Excellent Womble you look thexy in uniform

Fangs, darling, I mean Thigh. You're thomething spethal yourself.

Womble thank god you've ironed your old uniform!

Did you get bored and do it because we're in lockdown?

I'll try not to get jizz on it!

Oooops, spunked!!

I am thspethial.

I'm gearing mythelf up to show off modesthtly at my MOST HUMBLE parade

I went over it with a big pebble, DT, I'm not allowed burny things.

Oh yeth, I forgot about the Thikea scandal! No burny things!

Oh "Dangles* you really must sort out your cock, all the dribbling is fine when it's just us lads but we're on MN now.

There's ladies here, girls too.

But we can set fire to our leopards!

Yeth, the leopard doth burn

I ith here!

Ssshhh, DT, you promithed not to mention it again

Ok Thigh, fair point, well made, I shall wipe up my mess immediately. Must not cause offence, it's not in my nature.

I is special ladylike lady

I'm the soul of discretion Womble , I'm not going to talk about the time we burned down Thikea again!

Yeh, like Michael Jackson, you are a PYT

I'm thorry I'm too thexthy for you DT

DTs, um, overenthusiasm does give extra appeal to social distancing.

I personally don't mind your bukkake madness Dangles, it makes me feel young again. LikeTig's boyfriend.

Dusts off slanket, sniffs, decides is suitably pissy and shuffles onto thread. Hands round Ruby Kitkats and settles down to chomp on a finger or two.

Well, hellooo