THIGHLAND, get your arses in here

[ThighThighofthigh]

We're back to volunteer our special services. Please come in and we can cure you of all your ridiculous angst. Yeth, we know we're thilly thausagesth.

Oh I was hoping to thee Borith

Borith is better now, he'll be round yours as usual this week!

I vant to show him my willy to help him

Oh good, Borith loves a bit of willy

Can you cut his hair for him? Nobody else bothers!

Lights up small portable barbecue in corner and relives Whore of a couple of tentacles. Grub up Thisters, these are delicious dipped in jizz

A BBQ!!! Dear Lord! You cannot BBQ at this time, hide your face from the sun and be miserable for soon you die.

No, I love Borith hair, it's high best feature

Removes gigantic hip flask from slanket pocket. Empties contents down throat and belches with pleasure. Neat gin always hits the spot.

That thread we were on has been deleted

Let's go home

They do not appreciate our japes!

I like a can-do attitude, Dangly. Do you want anaesthetic? I have some TCP and a really odd spiky rolling pin that might be useful.

You're a life thaver Scrimpshaw you can help me operate (at a social distance of course!)

We will be clapped for next Thursday! Hailed as heroes!!

Might need a bit more sticky tape as well!

Pussy I'll tell your Aunt...

Great, I've always fanced having a shot. I have a stapler, too.

And I will look forward to getting the clap. So to speak.

Having the clap is amazing!

We all have the clap. Fumbles under slanket and scratches furtively.

{curls up}

Never have I been so thoroughly confused! Anyone care to enlighten me?

I have a question.

When having a lay down binge, do you rotate every so often?

Can I clap my thighs together?

There's a thread about a sore fanjo caused by scented loo roll at the moment that some of you might make useful contributions to.

Did any of you lot panic-buy slankets? I worked out that the bidet could be used for other purposes than storing bath toys (when DC young) or reading matter (nowadays).