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THIGHLAND, get your arses in here

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:09

We're back to volunteer our special services. Please come in and we can cure you of all your ridiculous angst. Yeth, we know we're thilly thausagesth.

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:29

DT has drawn a line in the sand, for the jizz competition

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DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 10/04/2020 22:30

Tiggs is indeed a PYT but not like peado MJ!!

WombleOfThigh · 10/04/2020 22:30

Phhhwooooaaarrr, Frown!

PigInASlanket · 10/04/2020 22:31

I don't understand a frickin thing on these threads but they bring me such joy regardless Grin

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:31

Phwoooaaarrrrrr look at all these lasses

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DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 10/04/2020 22:32

Hello BishopFrownywowny are you here to jizz for the competition?

Great prizes to be won? It's a complete scam!

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:32

Pig there's nothing to understand, it's stream of consciousness perversion

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DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 10/04/2020 22:33

Pig you are in a slanket!! You will always be welcome here!

Would you like to jizz for us? Winner gets fuck all!

TheWhoreOfStMawes · 10/04/2020 22:34

I be here as well. Me bilges are filled with jellyfish. Care to touch a tentacle Dangly me lover?

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:34

DANGLY do we have to line up for the jizzing competition? Can I go first, it'll have to be quick I've just looked at Frownywowny

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WombleOfThigh · 10/04/2020 22:35

Understanding what it's about is a hindrance in Thighland.

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:35

Fuck it, I've shot me load again

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Mummy0ftwo12 · 10/04/2020 22:35

Well its about time...

I have been wondering about in OTBT on my own - wondering where the feck you lot have vanished to.

And felt abandoned and sad and lonely.

Plus there is an OP in AIBU that needs some thighland comfort x

WombleOfThigh · 10/04/2020 22:36

Whoohoo, Whore's back!

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:37

Mummy what has theOP done? Is she getting ripped to shreds for being a twat? Go fetch her tell her to abandon her thread, it's pointless

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WombleOfThigh · 10/04/2020 22:38

AIBU is forbidden to Thighs. Unless it's a very special occasion?

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 10/04/2020 22:39

Shit Thigh's spunk went further than mine! How can I win my own competition which is a pure fix, if other people keep winning it? Hmm

ScrimpshawTheSecond · 10/04/2020 22:40

I must say, it was lovely to see you thighs on AIBU, or 'MN's Thunderdome', as someone put it. Smile

Mummy0ftwo12 · 10/04/2020 22:42

Oh okay - i will give it a shot because you lot were lovely to me 12 months ago when it went tits up with my (at the time fuckboy)

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:43

We only went to aibu cos the OP was pissed and getting a kicking.

Just had a very quick look in Active they're reporting neighbours now instead of benefit fraud pony owners.

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:44

Nice to see some old pals around.

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DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 10/04/2020 22:44

We have thriends!! Smile

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:45

Fuck it, I'm just spunking to death here.

DANGLY! Bring the bucket, I'm going to have to go to ICU, I'm hemorrhagic

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ThighThighofthigh · 10/04/2020 22:46

I've got spunkvirus

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DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 10/04/2020 22:48

Oh dear, it's very theriouth, we'll have to operate Thigh.

Don't worry I'm an expert at thurgery remember when I lobotomised GettingNowhere in about thread 3?

You cannot go to Hothpital, they're busy, so I'll just do it mythelf!