THIGHLAND, get your arses in here

[ThighThighofthigh]

We're back to volunteer our special services. Please come in and we can cure you of all your ridiculous angst. Yeth, we know we're thilly thausagesth.

Oh ok then, I'll sign up for arse-clapping lessons, it's not like I've anything else to do with my time is it!

Do I have to ID him?

Dangly, imagine if you could train your arse to do thunderclaps while flying.

It could bring your smiting skills to whole new levels.

Empressnow that would really be something else!!

People would be clapping for me on a Thursday evening as I would fly by and clap back! What a spectacle!

Sadly it turns out the village hall has stopped their arse clapping practice night due to social distancing ,

If you don't ID him Tig it will look better when you're arrested. Thankfully he's unlikely to wear school uniform at present. Though you could say it's a fetish, of his.

#blamelessfucked

#povvoandproud

I’ll just say, how can he be so young and so super tall? A whole 14 inches more than me!!

That's such a shame, Dangly. I don't know if Thighland has a national anthem but if it does, IMAGINE learning to arse clap that.

I reckon anthem should be "Who let the Dogs out?". I would happily twerk to that [arse clap]

Slowhorse that's is a fine tune to twerk to!

I shall perform an American Smooth to it at the same time as your twerking display in order to cover all bases

Oh yes, I’ve got something for you. I took this photo of a tree in my local park & thought you might like it.

Is that a tree with a COCk Empress?

That was definitely the impression it gave, Dangly! And with its legs clenched rather tightly together.

Is it nervous or something? No idea why it would be nervous of us! None at all!

I can’t possibly imagine, Dangly!

Look at it upside down... a magnifique clit with trimmed Bush. Just sayin'. I reckon a Thighlander was doing a headstand and taking the opportunity to have a twerk when petrified by one of their enemies. They had one ages ago but can't remember name.

Slowhorse that actually wasn't me for a change. Sounds like Dog she can twerk upside down ... I would have thought.

I mean, I expect her to be able to!

Thigh would be cross if she can't!

We all bring important life skillz to the table! I can helicopter my nipple tassels!

Tiggs is a childfucker!

Kit has birthed Marybaby who shall take over the throne and the planet.

Slow, Dangly can fly & is learning to smite people & control the weather as well!

Yeth I can fly Empress, and I'm doing great with the weather aren't I?

Thankfully I fixed the dome just before lockdown! You can't get that much sellotape now!

You’re doing an amazing job with the weather! I hope Thigh’s given you a bonus!

I want to say Pauline re enemy.

I would love to be able to smite. @DanglyTasslesOfThigh how do you stop getting a God complex with all your abilities or is megalomania compulsory for Thighlanders? (asking for a friend).

Do you wee (or worse) as you swoop above)? Hark - is that thunder or *Dangly letting one rip?

She’s a saint. Santa Daglia I think. So probably too saintly to have a God complex.

Megalomania is what we suffer from and call in sick with. Santa Danglia is a part time surgeon when she isn't controlling the weather. She's in charge of the grapefruit spoon if you'd like your brain removed.

Empress I'm surprised you look for opportunities to photograph cocks. Is this a new hobby of yours? On the plus side I do think the tree has an element of fanny to it so perhaps that's what drew your eye?