THIGHLAND, get your arses in here

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We're back to volunteer our special services. Please come in and we can cure you of all your ridiculous angst. Yeth, we know we're thilly thausagesth.

More that photography’s a new hobby of mine since lockdown, Thigh. I go out for my daily exercise & look for interesting things to take pictures of, then share them with people who I think might like them.

I saw upside down vag too. Perhaps it's a portent that Thighlanders will become hermaphrodites and ultimately be able to fuck themselves (I'm sure you've been told to do so on numerous occasions)!

I hope it doesn't mean you have get rid of the Fuckboys (where have they got to?). Perhaps keep them around for their 'purty mouths'

Dangly, I notice Thigh skipped the bit about whether she was going to give you a bonus for the brilliant weather.

That's very true Empress, maybe she will allow me an extra plate of gruel at dinner time.

Gruel? You don’t have liver & kidneys?

We have our speciality, liver and kidney gruel!

It's a Cuntington staple!

Along with cock au vin?