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What do you wish you never googled?

168 replies

Blackredblack · 23/02/2020 21:35

I came across a term that I very stupidly googled. It’s just vile and the mere thought of it makes me nauseous.

Have you ever googled something you wish you hadn’t?

OP posts:
BillywigSting · 23/02/2020 21:38

Oh Christ so many things.

I categorically will not list them here.

I won't have the guilt of other people's foolish googling on my conscience.

puds11 · 23/02/2020 21:40

Felching 🤮 Since then I have categorically never googled anything when someone says ‘google it’ with a smirky face.

nachthexe · 23/02/2020 21:40

Is this a trick question? If we answer dragonbutter do we get an invite to a secret club?

Izzybuzzybuzzybees · 23/02/2020 21:41

Ugh...most recent was soggy biscuit!

Greysparkles · 23/02/2020 21:42

Blue waffles 😂

MrsSiriusBlack1 · 23/02/2020 21:42

Blue waffle Sad

NeverGotMyPuppy · 23/02/2020 21:44

2 murders once mentioned on here. I dont exaggerate when I say they absolutely haunt me. I wish to god i had never ever looked them up.

missmouse101 · 23/02/2020 21:44

Micro penis. Poor guys. Sad

MangoM · 23/02/2020 21:45

Yes! I recently googled something horrible that a colleague told me about (and did it at work of all places). I'm not sure what I expected to come across, but I felt even more uneasy after that.

Sometimes curiosity just gets the better of some of us Sad

StillNotANewUser · 23/02/2020 21:49

I follow a tattoo studio on Facebook that also do piercing. A customer was raving about their “PA” piercing so I googled it Envy (not envy).

Bobbiepin · 23/02/2020 21:52

If a PA grosses you out, take a look at suspension. It'll make you feel much better about the PA.

xsquared · 23/02/2020 21:54

munter and many others found on mn.

I think a lot of them are made up tbh.

Original poster
Blackredblack · 23/02/2020 21:58

nachthexe mine is along the same lines but so much worse.

It’s hot carl. Please do not google unless you have a very strong stomach 🤢

OP posts:
DramaAlpaca · 23/02/2020 22:02

Lots of things, most of which I heard about on here Shock

babasaclover · 23/02/2020 22:04

Ice docking. From the poshest person I'd ever met

Redyellowpink · 23/02/2020 22:04

Dermoid cyst

BecauseReasons · 23/02/2020 22:05

Tonsil stones.

virginpinkmartini · 23/02/2020 22:05

Rat King 😂

ZoeandChandon · 23/02/2020 22:06

@nachthexe I was going to say dragon butter 😂

OverByYer · 23/02/2020 22:07

Fungating tumour

TitsInAbsentia · 23/02/2020 22:08

Ice docking and dragon butter. Just don't, please don't!

JoyceTempleSavage · 23/02/2020 22:10

Bed bugs. Now I see them everywhere.

And every spotty rash is now scabies.

Ignorance was bliss

TiddlestheCat · 23/02/2020 22:11

Sootikins!!

Georgiah · 23/02/2020 22:13

Dust mites... I think of them every night in my pillows

20viona · 23/02/2020 22:13

There's a photo of someone's palate absolutely covered in teeth - it's photoshopped but still makes me feel queasy and I work in dentistry!