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What do you wish you never googled?

168 replies

Blackredblack · 23/02/2020 21:35

I came across a term that I very stupidly googled. It’s just vile and the mere thought of it makes me nauseous.

Have you ever googled something you wish you hadn’t?

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AvonCallingBarksdale · 23/02/2020 22:14

Trypophobia

BecauseReasons · 23/02/2020 22:14

Just googled. Hot Carl isn't that bad- at least they use cling film as a barrier. Some git at uni tricked me into watching, 'Two girls, one cup'. Now that, you can't un-see.

Craftycorvid · 23/02/2020 22:15

Yes, me too with ‘felching’ 🤢

Also, ‘mulesing’ - as in ‘mulesing-free wool’. I innocently thought it must be just some kind of finishing product for woollens, er, no. It isn’t. Really, it isn’t!

Surfer25 · 23/02/2020 22:15

Space docking

OverByYer · 23/02/2020 22:16

@TiddlestheCat I’d forgotten about sootikins. Sound so innocuous

TiddlestheCat · 23/02/2020 22:16

Of course, I've just googled Dragon Butter and I now rather fancy some. I assume that it's best served just spread on toast?

What do you wish you never googled?
Greenteandchives · 23/02/2020 22:17

I can’t even remember what it was called but it involved jumping on decomposing bodies or something.
Yes I read about it on here. I’m not going to google it again to see what it was called.

TheQueenBeyondTheWall · 23/02/2020 22:18

Well I googled space and ice docking.

I am going to google the hot Carl thing.

What is wrong with some people ???!!

TiddlestheCat · 23/02/2020 22:18

@OverByYer

Indeed. In fact, I caught myself using the term when calling in my cat the other night. Just hope that the neighbours didn't hear!

TheQueenBeyondTheWall · 23/02/2020 22:18

Oh ffs

LisaSimpsonsbff · 23/02/2020 22:20

I googled a well-known child murder because I couldn't remember when it happened and I was trying to work out how old I would have been when it was in the news and then realised that the victim was the same age as DS and read some of the awful details and had a month of horrible, horrible intrusive thoughts about it

BecauseReasons · 23/02/2020 22:22

Space docking... Think of the infections. People don't actually do that, right? It's just made up for the ick factor. Right??

TiddlestheCat · 23/02/2020 22:23

Oh yes, and suspension piercing. Just now!! Now that is something that I'll never be able to unsee.
Don't do it folks. Resist. The. Urge.

Blackredblack · 23/02/2020 22:23

BecauseReasons I just googled 2 girls, one cup, you’re right hot Carl is tame compared to that horror!

Why the heck would anyone do something so utterly disgusting?

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TiddlestheCat · 23/02/2020 22:25

@Greenteandchives

Well, I definitely definitely won't be googling that one!!

BecauseReasons · 23/02/2020 22:26

Mulesing is horrific Sad

Justasecondnow · 23/02/2020 22:28

I feel I’ve grown as a person.. reading these and no desire to google.. once upon a time curiosity would get the better of me. I now know enough to know I don’t wanna know!

XktldX · 23/02/2020 22:32

I once googled the plot of the human centipede when I was younger and it haunted me for years 😂🤮

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 23/02/2020 22:35

Junko Furuta. For your own good please please heed warning and dont.

Bringmewineandcake · 23/02/2020 22:36

I have no idea what any of these things are!!

Must....not....Google...Grin

Zaza1414 · 23/02/2020 22:37

The blue thing (I actually forgot it was waffles) thankfully forgot what it was, but I WILL NOT search it!!
Oh and the "girls with cup" a friend, that is no longer a friend shared that 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

missmouse101 · 23/02/2020 22:38

@TiddlestheCat, yum! Fab spread on toast with marmite! Grin

DaisyDreaming · 23/02/2020 22:39

Blue waffle is fake so googling it is fine! If I want to know a term without the risk of gross photos coming up I type it into urban dictionary

pazwaz70 · 23/02/2020 22:39

Bloody loads. Scat porn, don't ask!! I'm broad minded but fuck me that sent me over 🤮🤮

canonlydoblue · 23/02/2020 22:39

I've just googled them all. Good gosh!