Weird things our bodies do

[ffswhatnext]

I have a number of health issues to begin with and over the past couple of months I have proper hunger pains just before sneezing. (Will chat to gp at next review)

So what weird stuff does your body do?

Clearly some of you also get deja vu @APatchyTomCat

And wtf to tampon shoulder twang!

wannabebetter the wind is where it should be, the pain is just felt in a different place due to the nerves running that way [technical medical term, NOT]

Every now and then it feels like my 'spare' rib (as in the little one at the bottom) on my left hand side gets caught under the one above. It's a really strange feeling but literally feels like my bones have got tangled. I can't believe they have, but I can't work out what else it could be!

Also I get cramp in my bum a lot (I guess it's a big muscle as they go!). Total agony, and not easy to address in a social situation.

When I orgasm I get a horrible pain in my ears, always have!

I can make the rushing, fluttering sound in my ears. I can block out disturbing noises with it. I have no idea which muscles I’m tensing to do it.

Most people who do it have to squeeze their eyes closed to do it apparently. I can tell the muscles are somewhere around my eyes, just not exactly which ones!

Rather embarrassing, but if I do too many sit ups I have an orgasm... which I discovered in my teens, and is the reason I’ve never been to a legs, bums and tums class

This is sort of embarrassing but also I'm curious what it is so am going to post it anyway. 😆 Every so often I get a weird sensation around my coccyx. It feels like my spinal cord is exposed and I am touching a nerve. It isn't exactly painful but it feels like pins and needles and feels so awful that I can't even bear to touch that area even gently until it goes away (usually after a few days).

@EmptyOrchestra But that's a great skill, you must have perfectly toned abs. 😆

I sneeze when I'm full

Ffswhatnext

have you been to the Dr yet? I also get this when I’m hungry. It’s like a monster sneeze from deep within. So strange!

Namethecat

I thought I was the only person to get hungry hiccups! It really irritates my husband but I can’t help it.

The inside of my ears always itch if I am coming down with a cold.

I go blind when I close my eyes. Does anyone else experience this? It's really weird.

air comes out of my eye ducts when I blow my nose

@Cheeryandmerry Maybe it's your hyoid bone not your thyroid?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyoid_bone

I have 1 random long blonde hair on my shoulder (I'm very dark haired). It doesn't stop growing. I pluck it out every so often.

@alohamore I have the same on my right shoulder. Last time I saw it, it was almost an inch long and flapping in the wind .

I also once had a spot in my chest, when I scratched it my chin hurt. When I was in labour my legs burnt like I'd been doing squats.

Whenever I have a coughing fit, however slight, I immediately go into an explosive sneezy fit for a few minutes. Complete with streaming eyes and nose.
Fortunately I don't have a coughing fit often.
I don't know how common this one is but, if I see someone being hurt, say they fall over or something, or a bad injury on someone, it makes my uterus contract, or at least I think it's my uterus, it's around that area anyway. When you have that ' oh lord, are you ok?' 😱 moment.

I make my ears roar to block out sound, but with my eyes open.
I have synaesthesia so I see all sound in shapes and patterns.
I also see my thoughts and every word I or anyone else says typed out (tickertape synaesthesia).
When I feel cringing embarrassment, the hair follicles on my shins prickle horribly

When I have a near miss or see something that shocks me I get painful electric shocks running up my arms.

@Wavingwhiledrowning

I get the rib thing too and for years I called it 'my hernia' as it pops out when I bend over a certain way or sneeze/cough. Then one day I read about 'floating ribs' and realised that's what it is! Have a google and see if you agree.

Sharp pain on my face, think plucking eyebrows, makes me sneeze.

But that's a great skill, you must have perfectly toned abs.

Ironically I have no sex drive these days so another reason to avoid sit ups 😂

I can make my nose twitch like a rabbit. As in it will permanently twitch. I presume I make a nerve catch.

@Frazzlerock I can do the eyes thing too! It's my party trick 👀.
I'm pretty sure I've never been a teacher though.

If I breathe in, in a certain way, I can ‘close’ my ears with a sort of airlock. Then ‘open’ them again by opening my jaw.
Double jointed.
The soles of my feet get red burning hot on the run up to orgasm.