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Mumsnet thread responses for any occasion.

264 replies

Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:20

I'm a busy guy. I've got stuff to do, people to see and small animals to feed. (Metaphorical small animals, not real ones). What are some responses I can post on any thread without having to do all that crappy and time consuming reading the thread business?

OP posts:
MissMoan · 30/12/2019 03:16

Classic

daisychain01 · 30/12/2019 05:58

I'm a longstanding troll with hairy hands and I live under Clifton Suspension Bridge

Ask Me Anything

Shockers · 30/12/2019 06:07

He’s gaslighting you.

Shockers · 30/12/2019 06:08

You sound grabby and entitled.

Shockers · 30/12/2019 06:10

ODFOD

Shockers · 30/12/2019 06:11

Is it half term?

ThatLibraryMiss · 30/12/2019 09:16

OP, you're going to be a wonderful mum.

(Said to someone with no post history except the two posts she's made in her own thread, asking whether she should continue with her "accidental" pregnancy after the bloke she's been shagging without commitment for six weeks has fucked off, in which she has made it clear that she's completely feckless.)

Pinkarsedfly · 30/12/2019 09:18

And you had children with this person, why?

Pinkarsedfly · 30/12/2019 09:25

Ask yourself honestly - do you have a problem with alcohol?

Crack open the wine, OP - cheers! The breakfast pots can wait Wine

StrongerThanIThought76 · 30/12/2019 09:32

You need penguin bollards

leapinglucy · 30/12/2019 09:37

HTH

RedRec · 30/12/2019 09:46

You have to read Chump Lady.

Lweji · 30/12/2019 10:56

Just use zoflora.

Lweji · 30/12/2019 10:56

Yes, there's a line. Congratulations. (Don't bother looking at the photo)

Waterandlemonjuice · 30/12/2019 11:02

I’m loving this thread

AlaskaElfForGin · 30/12/2019 11:07

I'm going to go against the grain here ...

AlaskaElfForGin · 30/12/2019 11:09

They're 18, they're an adult so why are you trying the help them. Are you always this controlling of your DC?

morningcuppatea · 30/12/2019 11:11

Balonz

(Particularly appropriate on name threads but can be used anytime)

ThatLibraryMiss · 30/12/2019 11:14

They're 18, they're an adult so why are you trying the help them. Are you always this controlling of your DC?

See also: Your children are always your children! You don't stop loving/helping them just because they're adults. OP, of course your parents should help you with childcare!

(Use either of these, chosen at random.)

Mother87 · 30/12/2019 11:15

You don't have a animal/money/wotever problem, you have a DH/DW problem

Lweji · 30/12/2019 11:22

Your house, your rules. (Anything involving visitors)

PhoneLock · 30/12/2019 11:23

Can't you fix the fence?

OvenGlovesWillTearUsApart · 30/12/2019 11:48

REVERSE

AlaskaElfForGin · 30/12/2019 12:16

Just tell them to fuck off.

AlaskaElfForGin · 30/12/2019 12:16

I'm just being honest, just saying it how it is.

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