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This magnificent Christmas centrepiece is still for sale, I can't understand why

168 replies

GhostofGeishaPast · 05/12/2019 21:12

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/401730194746?hash=item5d88fc4d3a%3Ag%3AUUwAAOSwosFUVmhG&LH_ItemCondition=4

and £99 more than it was last Christmas. Grab a bargain!

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TheCanyon · 05/12/2019 21:22

Yikes. Shame the tree is so simple cause it's just magnificent eh?

2littleChicks · 05/12/2019 21:25

Have you read the description. Just makes it worth £700.

kalinkafoxtrot45 · 05/12/2019 21:29

I hope the proceeds from that magnificent item will pay for a new keyboard. One with a functioning Caps Lock. And perhaps a spellcheck programme for the computer.

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AutumnCrow · 05/12/2019 21:31

ONLY PLEASE, REMEMBER THE P&P IS HUGE AS WELL, BUT PLEASE DONT BUY THIS TO BREAK THE ITEM AS BASES ARE WELL & TRUELY EMBEDDED IN THE PLASTER OF PARIS AS ARE ALL ITEMS HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS IF YOU ASK THEM> PLEASE MESSAGE ME DIRECT AND NOT THROUGH EBAY RES RESOLUTION CENTRE AS THIS PUTS A BLACK MARK CALLED A DEFECT ON MY ACCOUNT, YES JUST FOR ASKING ANYTHING, WHERES MY ITEM? SHOULD IT BE , THIS , ETC ALL IS THE SAME DGAMEGS AS NEG fb NOW GREAT WAY TO RUN A BUSINESS EBAY ? not SO PLASE MESSAGE ME DIRECLTY, AND I WILL HELP, / SORT ANYTHING

Well that should fill the buyer with confidence.

catlady3 · 05/12/2019 21:31

Oh, it's not even a cake!

MamaWeasel · 05/12/2019 21:31

😂 The blurb Xmas Grin

GlamGiraffe · 05/12/2019 21:33

Maybe we can all get one🤣

AutumnCrow · 05/12/2019 21:34

It's a shit load of plaster of paris with plastic horses and a little fake xmas tree on top. And drummers. And stuff.

That'll survive well when it gets chucked over a back gate by Hermes.

ThomasRichard · 05/12/2019 21:36

Maybe my eyes are squiffy but are those models of dead chickens in the branches?

peachgreen · 05/12/2019 21:36

4 CALLING BIRDS ~ PLASTIC FARMYARD ONES WERE ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE ON MINI PHONES BUT LOOKED TOO MUCH

Oh, well, we wouldn't want it to look too much, would we?

Ronnie27 · 05/12/2019 21:41
Shock
Whatsnewpussyhat · 05/12/2019 21:42

Come on, which one of you has it on their ebay watch list?

Masterpiece.

mnahmnah · 05/12/2019 21:46

Tempted to offer 50p....

SinkGirl · 05/12/2019 21:49

I particularly love the anti-eBay rant at the end

SirGawain · 05/12/2019 21:50

Nobody ever went broke underestimating public taste!

Ihatesundays · 05/12/2019 21:50

Pity. I would have bought it. But it says only one available and in need 2.

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 05/12/2019 21:51

My favourite bit... 3 turtle doves and 2 french hens. £700 and the numbers aren't even correct.

Doubleraspberry · 05/12/2019 21:52

GrinGrinGrin

This is totally awesome. I yearn to use it as a cake tin but I’m not entirely sure how it will fit in my oven.

TrainspottingWelsh · 05/12/2019 21:52

Such a shame there's only one available! It's a classic and tasteful masterpiece that can be passed down the generations.

Loving the Iceland inspired menu, 4 bird roast and onion rings whilst admiring an empty chocolate tin covered in shite. A Xmas meal we all dream of.

teenageanxy · 05/12/2019 21:53

I always wonder if the overpriced tat on eBay isn't code for drugs or something else illegal.

It's the only logical explanation for the price.

Solihooley · 05/12/2019 21:55

This is amazing. It’s has us in stitches. If its a joke someone has really put the effort in.

maybebabyagain · 05/12/2019 21:57

It’s so bad I kind of love it. If I was rich I’d get it for definite it’s just hilarious

BeardedMum · 05/12/2019 22:00

Irresistible🤣

TheWifeAtHome · 05/12/2019 22:01

Shame it's not £6.99 because I can think of lots of people is like to gift that too!

LittenKitten · 05/12/2019 22:01

The link isn’t working for me, can someone post a picture? I’m so intrigued 😂