Break-A-Wish ... just for fun

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So, this is a little game to play, like Make-A-Wish, but you break someones' wish by grianting it, and then making it bad.

So for example
Poster 1: I wish I won the lottery!
Poster 2: Congratulations! You wont hte kacpot, but cna't find your ticket... I wish I was taller!
Poster Three: Poof, you're 10ft tall... etc

here's my wish :

I wish that Someone else would make dinner tonight!

Poof! Your aunt is rich in monopoly money.

I wish I was good at running

Poof! You are suddenly amazing and fast at running but you get blisters on your feet every time you run.

I wish my hair was thicker.

Poof! Your hair is thicker but the home-dye job you did to show it off has turned it Green.

I wish I could ensure that all my students get firsts.

Poof! They all get firsts but your uni is now at the bottom of the league table.

I wish I could get an uninterrupted nights slee

Sleep*

Poof! You sleep deeply for 8 hours, but your sleep is filled with scary nightmares from which you wish you could wake up.

I wish I could go back to the 1990s.

Proof, you're in the 90s, but you're stuck in a portaloo on the edge of a rave that's almost over. The only people left are coming down from a massive high and really need to get in that portaloo.
I wish my children would stop arguing.

poor your children no longer argue, they've gone mute.
I wish my dh, completed all the diy he starts

Poof

Poof! Your dh has completed all his diy and now wants to spend all his time talking to you about how well he's done!

I wish it would never snow again....

@ScarlettDarling poof it's always sunny and never snows again.

I wish I didn't have to end my maternity leave today, go back to work Monday and put my son in nursery 😢

@ScarlettDarling (the making it bad was that it's sunny all the time as I love autumn and winter) lol

Poof! Your maternity leave has been extended indefinitely but all your neighbours, friends and family drop their babies & children off at your house on the way to work.

I wish I could play the violin 🎻

Poof! You can play the violin but your neck and arms are stuck in the 'hold' position!

I wish it was warmer in my office. It's baltic in here today!

Poof! Your office gets so warm that it catches fire overnight, and next week everyone has to go to a temporary building that's miles away until it's repaired.

I wish I could predict the future.

Poof! You now know exactly when you will die, but it turns out that is only three days away ...

I wish there wasn't a shortage locally of beef Monster Munch.

Poof! It is now raining monster munch.

I wish I had nice handwriting.

Poof! You can do the most beautiful calligraphy, but you're soon inundated with requests from friends, family, neighbours and people you barely know to write annoyingly twee messages for them to frame and hang on their walls.

I wish someone would take me to a 5 star restaurant for dinner tonight.

Poof - Jacob Rees Mogg takes you to a five star restaurant for dinner tonight.
I’ve had a boring day. I wish I was less bored.

Poof - you now have lots of fun things to do but not enough time to do them

I wish my husband payed me more compliments

Paid ffs

Poof! He now follows you round endlessly complimenting you on everything, even when you go to the bathroom, and keeps you awake as he whispers more into the night.

I wish I had new clothes.

Poof, you have new clothes, but everything is either too big or too small.

I wish I didn't feel sick after training abs.

Poof! You feel fine after training abs but leg day is awful
I wish I had a nice book to read

What's leg day?

Poof! You have a brilliant book to read but no time to read it anymore.

I want pizza