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Original poster

Break-A-Wish ... just for fun

428 replies

00100001 · 30/10/2019 15:19

So, this is a little game to play, like Make-A-Wish, but you break someones' wish by grianting it, and then making it bad.

So for example
Poster 1: I wish I won the lottery!
Poster 2: Congratulations! You wont hte kacpot, but cna't find your ticket... I wish I was taller!
Poster Three: Poof, you're 10ft tall... etc

here's my wish :

I wish that Someone else would make dinner tonight!

OP posts:
SpoopyStuff · 30/10/2019 21:00

Poof! It has... you can't smell it because it's YOU!

I wish I had more energy...

Original poster
00100001 · 30/10/2019 22:03

@Bobthefisherghoulswife your oven is fixed, but now your freezer is broken

@SpoopyStuff poof! You have too much energy and have to bounce everywhere

I wish dh would stop snoring

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RunningNinja79 · 30/10/2019 22:10

Poof DH doesn't snore anymore he just farts instead

I wish I could take early retirement (Im 40)

whereareallmyhairbands · 30/10/2019 22:17

Poor! You're retired - but have to wear beige for the rest of your life

I wish I had nice teeth

whereareallmyhairbands · 30/10/2019 22:17

Poof* not poor.

Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 22:19

Poof! You have nice teeth but you have to take them out at night.

I wish I could have a bath uninterrupted

RunningNinja79 · 30/10/2019 22:20

Poof!! Uninterrupted bath, but there is no hot water

I wish I could run faster

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 22:24

You can run faster as you are being chased by angry bees
I wish I could go on holiday

Elodie2019 · 30/10/2019 22:34

Poof...Your holiday is booked but you've lost your passport.

I wish I could do cartwheels...

Original poster
00100001 · 30/10/2019 22:45

Poof! You can do cartwheels, but you can only do them when wearing a skirt, and you forget to wear knickers every time.

I wish my grass cut itself

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2018SoFarSoGreat · 30/10/2019 22:49

Poof! You are a veritable gazelle. Sadly, you have to carry the contents of your entire wardrobe on your back with you everywhere you go.

I wish I could eat the way my DH does and not outweigh him by 30 or 40 lbs.

Bobthefisherghoulswife · 30/10/2019 22:53

Poof, you can eat what you like and not be 30/40lbs more than your dh, however you can only eat spinach.

I wish I knew where I put my hot water bottle.

Coffeeonthesofa · 30/10/2019 22:59

Poof : You find your hot water bottle but can’t undo the stopper to refill it so it’s stone cold.

I wish my annoying cough would stop.

sherbetmelon · 30/10/2019 23:10

Poor! Your annoying cough has stopped but now your eyes and nose are streaming.

I wish that I will do well in my interview tomorrow.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 30/10/2019 23:18

I wish that I will do well in my interview tomorrow you will get the job but your line manager is the girl you hated at school .

I wish my cats wouldn't try to kill me by walking oooh so slowly in front of me down the stairs .

sherbetmelon · 30/10/2019 23:42

Poof! Your cats go running down the stairs but they run out the front door and go to live with your annoying neighbour.

I wish I could sleep!

TheSubtleArt · 30/10/2019 23:44

Poof! Your cats no longer walk in front of you to try and kill you but instead leave dead objects in your path, knowing you like to walk barefoot sometimes....

I wish my legs were longer

HeadLikeAFuckinOrange · 31/10/2019 01:04

Poof! Your legs are now longer, 7 ft longer, and now you suffer vertigo.

I wish I had a huge kitchen...

quoththepigeonnevermore · 31/10/2019 01:25

Poof! You're head chef on an army base, nobody else has turned up for work, the ovens are on the blink and there's 500 hangry squaddies queued up outside wanting their fry-up

quoththepigeonnevermore · 31/10/2019 01:26

I wish I wasn't so fat

BritishHorrorStory · 31/10/2019 01:34

Poof! You’re no longer fat but now the only thing that fits you to wear are wrapping paper tubes and even they are too big for you.

I wish I could find a great job.

Bobthefisherghoulswife · 31/10/2019 05:18

Poof, you've found a great job, but the commute is awful.

I wish I didn't wake up when ds starts to stir, only to lay awake for an hour waiting due him to wake up for his feed.

Elodie2019 · 31/10/2019 15:45

Poof... you get a lie in this morning but your baby wakes for a feed every hour tonight...

I wish I could leave work early this afternoon...

Original poster
00100001 · 31/10/2019 17:03

@Elodie2019 Poof! You've been fired with immediate effect!

I wish that it wasn't so chilly at my desk

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CigarsofthePharoahs · 31/10/2019 17:10

Proof! It's now 35°c and you're not even allowed a drink of water.
I wish my cat would stop pooping on the back doormat.