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Original poster

Break-A-Wish ... just for fun

428 replies

00100001 · 30/10/2019 15:19

So, this is a little game to play, like Make-A-Wish, but you break someones' wish by grianting it, and then making it bad.

So for example
Poster 1: I wish I won the lottery!
Poster 2: Congratulations! You wont hte kacpot, but cna't find your ticket... I wish I was taller!
Poster Three: Poof, you're 10ft tall... etc

here's my wish :

I wish that Someone else would make dinner tonight!

OP posts:
BreastedBoobilyToTheStairs · 31/10/2019 17:12

Poof! Your cat stops pooping on the back doormat and instead vomits on your back doormat and poops on your front doormat.

I wish this phone call would end so I can go home.

BlobbyTheLump · 31/10/2019 17:34

@BreastedBoobilyToTheStairs Poof! The phonecall ends but you're locked out until tomorrow

I wish trick or treaters would do one.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 31/10/2019 17:37

I wish this phone call would end so I can go home

Poof! the phonecalll ends but as you hang up .you find you're in a real life La Cabina situation

I wish I could go back in time three weeks

Dowser · 31/10/2019 18:09

Poof . Granted . But all the people you were hoping to meet have moved three years into the future.

I wish my husband could drive again

BritishHorrorStory · 31/10/2019 19:27

Poof! You husband can drive... forklift trucks.

I wish I had an amazing talent.

TricklBOO · 31/10/2019 19:45

Poof! You have an amazing talent. For blowing the world's largest snot bubbles.

I wish I had an everlasting supply of gin.

onemorecakeplease · 31/10/2019 19:48

Poof! You have all the gin you could wish for but it's all fish flavoured

I wish I could have bigger boobs!

Elodie2019 · 31/10/2019 19:57

Poof! You've got bigger boobs! Huge! You've also got the bigger bum, tummy and triple chin to match! (Like me!)

I wish it dint get dark so early!

TSSDNCOP · 31/10/2019 20:01

Poof! It is now dark for only 20 minutes per day and you have no curtains.

TSSDNCOP · 31/10/2019 20:02

I wish I were more clever.

ScreamingCosArgosHaveNoRavens · 31/10/2019 20:04

Poof! You are so clever that you discover the meaning of life ... and it's deeply disappointing.

I wish I had my own private swimming pool.

Alwayshangryhangry · 31/10/2019 20:10

Poof! That cupboard is cleared but everything has been put in your fridge.

I wish I had a bigger house

Alwayshangryhangry · 31/10/2019 20:12

Ohhhh i wish my internet was good so I didn't comment on a post from ages ago because the whole thread didnt load properly!

Alwayshangryhangry · 31/10/2019 20:12

Poof! You have your own private pool but you are allergic to water.

I wish I had a clean car

Mamalicious16 · 31/10/2019 20:17

Poof! Your car is clean but the engines broken.

I wish the delivery driver wouldn't play knock a door run

Original poster
00100001 · 31/10/2019 20:18

@Alwayshangryhangry poof! Your internet is now super fast, but your devices won't turn on anymore. You also have a clean car, but that car is a micro machine.

I wish someone would make me a cup of tea!

OP posts:
Original poster
00100001 · 31/10/2019 20:20

@Mamalicious16 poof! The delivery man never arrived and never will.

I wish for that cup of tea!

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Elodie2019 · 31/10/2019 20:22

Poof! Here's a cup of tea, the teabag split...

I wish my hair wasn't going grey...

ScreamingCosArgosHaveNoRavens · 31/10/2019 20:22

Poof! You have a huge, steaming mug of tea ... but it's been made with milk that's off and you spit it out in disgust.

I wish every night was Friday night!

ScreamingCosArgosHaveNoRavens · 31/10/2019 20:26

Elodie Your hair stops going grey ... and goes green instead Shock

Elodie2019 · 31/10/2019 20:38

Poof! Every night is Friday night but your working week doesn't exist & you have no money !

I wish I could eat cake forever and not get fat!

Mamalicious16 · 31/10/2019 20:44

You can eat cake forever and not get fat but it tastes of old farts and bogeys.

I wish George Michael was still alive

Elodie2019 · 31/10/2019 20:51

Poof! GM is still with us but changing time has disastrous consequences for others...

I wish I could sing...

onemorecakeplease · 31/10/2019 21:03

Poof! You can sing, but singing gives you migraines which last for days

I wish my house stayed tidy when I tidy its

TheSubtleArt · 31/10/2019 21:44

Poof! Your house stays tidy but all doors and windows are now permanently locked and nobody, including you, can get in.

I wish I had a rich Aunt who wanted to spoil me rotten