Break-A-Wish ... just for fun

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So, this is a little game to play, like Make-A-Wish, but you break someones' wish by grianting it, and then making it bad.

So for example
Poster 1: I wish I won the lottery!
Poster 2: Congratulations! You wont hte kacpot, but cna't find your ticket... I wish I was taller!
Poster Three: Poof, you're 10ft tall... etc

here's my wish :

I wish that Someone else would make dinner tonight!

Poof you have your ear buds.
The garage are planning to double your charges as they know you can't hear them.

I wish my pre-teen dropped her attitude for a little while to realise I'm not against her, I just want her to tidy up after herself, after all her 5 and 3 year old sisters do!

Poof! She tidies up the whole house, so immaculately that some of your precious things are thrown out, and never found.
I wish I slept well every night.

Poof! You do sleep well every night...and everyday. You’re now blessed with narcolepsy.

I wish I didn’t have to stand outside for ages tomorrow while DS swims.

Poof! You don't have to stand outside for ages, you have to sit instead.

I wish my hair would grow back faster.

Poof! It's growing back faster but has all turned grey.

I wish I had a dog.

You have a dog. You and your family are currently barricaded in the bathroom, terrified, whilst it snarls and scratches at the door.

I wish I could sleep all night without waking.

Poof! You can sleep all night... and all day... and the next night... and the only way to wake you up is to pour a bucket of freezing cold icy water on you, a la the ice bucket challenge.

I wish I could warm up without spontaneously combusting!

Poof! You can warm up without spontaneously combusting, but everything you touch does so instead.

I wish I had a car that didn't keep costing me money.

Poof! Your new car.

I wish I had a person that could perfectly make my bed daily with fresh sheets.

Poof! They do. Sheets of paper.

I wish my washing would dry.

Poof! It's dry, but shrunk to half-size.
I wish our house had a downstairs toilet.

Poof! It's an earth closet.

I wish I had bigger boobs.

Granted! There's something incredible on TV. Your TV Doesn't work though.

I wish we had a garden that kept itself tidied, mown, trimmed and flowered. B

Poof!
It keeps itself clean, tidy, mowed, flowers in bloom all year round.
It puts all the dead leaves, cut grass and soil in your living room.

I wish I could think of a decent wish you couldn't turn bad

Shazam! You thought of the wish, but can't remember it...

I wish that I had some chocolate raisins... they only had chocolate peanuts at the shops

Poof! You don't have to get up early any more…

Because you now work nights, you get up at 7pm instead.

You need to wish @Ellmau!

Oops, I forgot! Obv, I wish my memory was better ;)

Poof! DS has now brushed his teeth... so hard that they've disappeared!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You think of a great wish but your wish is used up.
I wish dh like watching Gilmore girls

Granted! He loves it! He loves it so much he watches it 24/7. Even when you are DTD!

I wish I had 3 more wishes!