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Original poster

Break-A-Wish ... just for fun

428 replies

00100001 · 30/10/2019 15:19

So, this is a little game to play, like Make-A-Wish, but you break someones' wish by grianting it, and then making it bad.

So for example
Poster 1: I wish I won the lottery!
Poster 2: Congratulations! You wont hte kacpot, but cna't find your ticket... I wish I was taller!
Poster Three: Poof, you're 10ft tall... etc

here's my wish :

I wish that Someone else would make dinner tonight!

OP posts:
Original poster
00100001 · 30/10/2019 15:19

You wont the jackpot, but can't find your ticket.*

OP posts:
7Worfs · 30/10/2019 15:20

Poof, one of the Borgias cooks tonight.

I wish I was a cat.

Original poster
00100001 · 30/10/2019 15:37

Poof, you now walk around miaowing and licking your bum in front of anyone and everyone.

I wish that I didn't have to be here at work...

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OhLookHeKickedTheBall · 30/10/2019 15:44

Poof, you're now in Antarctica.

I wish I wasn't in such pain.

OhLookHeKickedTheBall · 30/10/2019 15:45

That feels really mean. Sorry. I'm cold and feel like I'm in Antarctica!

Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 16:26

Poof! You're now pain free!

I wish I was happier.

ScreamingCosArgosHaveNoRavens · 30/10/2019 16:31

You're incredibly happy now - but it makes your life beforehand seem dull and grey.

I wish my cats would live forever!

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 16:34

Poof your first-year grandchildren are allergic to care
I wish I was good at knitting

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 16:35

*allergic to cats.

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 16:36

Also I wish my autocorrect was better

Original poster
00100001 · 30/10/2019 16:42

"I wish I was good at knitting" - you are an expert knitter... but all your fingers have been chopped off.

I wish I could earn double for doing half as much work...

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Dowser · 30/10/2019 16:45

Poof...you do but they halve your hours

I wish the uk was always bathed in warm sunshine

cheesenpickles · 30/10/2019 16:52

Poor! Welcome to a 50 sub Saharan heatwave with an indefinite hosepipe ban and sun cream shortage.

I wish I could have a lay in tomorrow.

ElusiveOrangeTwirl · 30/10/2019 16:54

Poof! You can have a lie in but someone has spilled water all over your bed so it's soggy.

I wish I was off this train already.

TricklBOO · 30/10/2019 16:59

Poof! You're off the train but stranded under a railway bridge.

I wish I was thinner.

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 17:12

You are thinner but when you turn sideways no-one knows you are there.
I wish Will Smith would do an updated version of The Fresh Prince of Belair.

Bunnyhop1502 · 30/10/2019 17:34

Fresh Prince is back on TV but with Joe Pasquale as Uncle Phil.

I wish I was married to Adam Driver.

CigarsofthePharoahs · 30/10/2019 17:49

You are indeed married. You are wife no. 5 out of 23.
I wish I could lose two stone.

Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 18:11

You've lost two stone but you have shrunk by 2 foot

I wish I was 20 years younger

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 18:15

You are 20 years younger but your oh is 20 years older
I wish my dog could talk

LetThemEatDrama · 30/10/2019 18:19

Your dog can now talk, he alternates between sounding exactly like Trump and Nigel Farage... and never stops talking.

I wish I owned my Pinterest inspired home.

TricklBOO · 30/10/2019 18:26

Poof! You now own a Pinterest inspired home. But it's a dolls' house.

I wish I was more assertive.

NeedingAdvice29 · 30/10/2019 18:33

Poof you are now so assertive everybody you interact with finds you too intimidating and refuses to talk to you.

I wish i wasn’t so tired all the time

TheFesteredStiff · 30/10/2019 18:39

Poof! You're not so tired all the time but now you've had to take up a load of expensive hobbies that you can't afford.

I wish I didn't have to clear out my cupboard for the electrician tomorrow.

Redshoesandtheblues · 30/10/2019 19:07

Poof! Oh that's an easy one. Don't bother, he won't turn up.