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Original poster

Break-A-Wish ... just for fun

428 replies

00100001 · 30/10/2019 15:19

So, this is a little game to play, like Make-A-Wish, but you break someones' wish by grianting it, and then making it bad.

So for example
Poster 1: I wish I won the lottery!
Poster 2: Congratulations! You wont hte kacpot, but cna't find your ticket... I wish I was taller!
Poster Three: Poof, you're 10ft tall... etc

here's my wish :

I wish that Someone else would make dinner tonight!

OP posts:
Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 19:07

Poof! Cupboard cleaned out

You need your whole house rewiring

Redshoesandtheblues · 30/10/2019 19:09

I wish for chocolate that i can only get at 11 quid a bar. Im not that desperate!

Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 19:12

Poof! But it tastes vile and gives you the runs.....

I want a mute/ pause button for all the other people on the train

winterplease · 30/10/2019 19:13

Poof! Every time you pause it the train stops too.

I wish I had money left over at the end of each month.

Original poster
00100001 · 30/10/2019 19:14

Poof! You now think £11 is reasonable for chocolate and spend all the rent money on stuff go your face.

I wish the downstairs loo was working!

OP posts:
onemorecakeplease · 30/10/2019 19:16

Poof it's working but someone has pooped on the carpet

I wish my house would sell

Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 19:18

Poof! It's sold but you can't find anywhere to live

Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 19:19

I wish I could have a lie in in the morning

Original poster
00100001 · 30/10/2019 19:28

Poof! You now lie in until 3pm, your kids are feral and you’ve lost your job.

I wish DH wouldn’t fiddle with the thermostat!

OP posts:
Redshoesandtheblues · 30/10/2019 19:32

Poof ! The thermostat disappears.

You're all freezing and he's fiddling with something else to keep warm!

Redshoesandtheblues · 30/10/2019 19:36

I wish my dh and dog didn't fart in synchronicity in the night.

onemorecakeplease · 30/10/2019 19:44

They don't but now they both have runny farts (sorry)

I wish I could find somewhere to live when my house sells 😉

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 19:45

Poof! Dh and the dog fart alternately all night.
I wish Brexit would go well

SamBeckett · 30/10/2019 19:46

Poof you have found somewhere to live but the neighbours are arses .

I wish I did not have to leave the house at 4 am tomorow for work

Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 19:48

Ha ha BREXIT went well but that was just a dream....

I wish I was content

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 19:48

You find somewhere to live but you have a nosy neighbour
Still wish for a good Brexit

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 19:56

You are content but now your poetry is full
I wish I had lots of nice clothes that fit perfectly

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 19:57

Poetry is dull

Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 20:02

Poof! Your clothes fit perfectly but they are all see through whenever you leave the house.

I wish I could eat what I want with no repercussions

onemorecakeplease · 30/10/2019 20:06

Poof! You can eat what you want, but you are never hungry!

I wish my children would hurry up and go to bed...

Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 20:35

Poof! They've gone to bed

But the time is now midnight

Mamalicious16 · 30/10/2019 20:36

I wish I had a decent uninterrupted night's sleep

Moneyplants · 30/10/2019 20:44

You have a good night's sleep but wake up to find the zombies have taken over.
I wish I saw more of my nephews and neices

EggysMom · 30/10/2019 20:56

Poof! All your nephews and nieces now live with you full-time and it's the start of the six weeks of school holidays ...

I wish this horrible smell would go away.

Bobthefisherghoulswife · 30/10/2019 21:00

Poof, the horrible smell has gone, but it's been replaced by a horrible sound.

I wish my oven wasn't broken.