All fur coat and no knickers

[TitaniaQueenOfTheFairies]

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You lie like a cheap watch

As black as Old Harry's nutting bag - referring to the sky when it's going to rain

Like herding kittens - an almost impossible job.

All hat and no cattle.

My nan used to say ‘They’re living a champagne lifestyle on lemonade wages’

Tight as a camel’s arse in a sandstorm.
Champagne taste and ginger beer income.
I’m not so green as I’m cabbage looking.
And the band played ‘believe it if you like’.
Face like a slapped arse.
You can’t get shit from a rocking horse.

I love these!!!

These are hysterical!!

"Tighter than a knat's chuff" - that's DH's favourite. Or perhaps it's "a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp".

My mum always used to say "red shoes no knickers". Today I am wearing red shoes and knickers - but no bra (sore boob!).

Like a two pound sausage in a one pound skin - clothes too tight

He was all over me like a cheap suit

Like trying to nail jelly to the ceiling (difficult task)

Not sure if you have had this already but, all fur coat and no knickers.

Sorry I missed the original point of the post! However I think it is all the same principle.

He’s a big ‘I am’ he is.

They are all clean and paid for!

Champagne taste, lambrini money

A "lick and a promise"
Having a quick wash with the promise to bath/shower later.

She has a face like a cows clitoris!!!

(What are you doing Granny?) Knitting socks for soldiers
(Where have you been Granny?) Up in Mabel's room behind the wallpaper
(What colour was it Granny?) Sky blue pink with a tartan border

All talk and no trousers

Like giving a dog a Rubriks cube
Champagne car on beer income when people try to run an expensive car.