All fur coat and no knickers

[TitaniaQueenOfTheFairies]

And

Champagne tastes and beer money.

What makes him think he’s Archie? He’s no but a flea on Archie’s dug.

Keeping up with the Jones's.

A richt flee- up!

Spam valley

Put a beggar on horseback and he’ll ride to hell........

Body of baywatch face of crimewatch

Pig rolled in glitter

Two cars in the garage nothing in the fridge.

Done up like pox doctor’s clerk.

Big head, no bread in the house

Its like putting lipstick, on a pig....

Or "Putting curtains on a broken window".

my moms one was buckingham palace ideas council house budget

I always liked All fur coat and no knickers, my gran used to say it.
Dh uses Champagne taste on a Beer budget. and Dives a Cadillac and lives in a tent.

*Drives

Long pockets & short arms (tight-fisted)

Cross eyed as a bucket of whelks

Face like a bucket of bashed crabs (sulking)

Red dress and no knickers in my grandma's day. People didn't aspire to fur coats.

I’m sure plenty of wealthy people have worn a fur (faux) coat and no knickers. 😉

Like giving strawberries to a pig.

Is that you nan? I thought you were dead as I have nit headed that saying since...

Ah just out my glasses on! Should say not heard that since my Nan died!!!

You can't polish a turd.

Camper than a row of tents.
Up and down like a pair of whores drawers.
A face like a slapped arse.

To a fidgety child....you're up and down like a fart in a bottle

You're in and out like a fiddler elbow

Shes got a face like a bag of spanners/bulldog chewing a wasp.