Ok... this has freaked me out and I'm pretty chilled

[Clovko]

(NC as I’ve text about this to a few people who haven’t replied yet)

I woke up about twenty min ago, funny feeling and went to check locks downstairs for reassurance (all secure).

There is a note on the kitchen sideboard, lined notebook paper and light blue ball point in blocky neat handwriting. It says:

‘This is your house Kathleen. You live here. David has the front bedroom and your bedroom is at the back. This is your house Kathleen and you can look at the garden.’

Really tidy kitchen, in the middle of an empty side. I went to bed last. Obv I’m not called Kathleen or anything similar and I don’t recognise the handwriting or even the pen ink.

Maybe this will be easier to grasp or solve in the morning? But right now I’m a bit 😳 and unable to sleep...

You’re so chilled and relaxed OP!
You’re amazing!!!!
I wouldn’t have been able to get back to sleep had I found a note that wasn’t written by someone in the house.

I never knew so many people had weird freaky things happen to them in their houses

It’s unbelievably common on MN.

Not a placemark...

I never knew so many people had weird freaky things happen to them in their houses

They don’t.

@alittlebitalexis that’s so interesting!

Intrigued

This is going to be like the “husband-meets-a-terrifying-apparition-while-camping-in-a-yurt-on-a-Scottish-island” thread. OP promised to update with the full story from the campsite owners and people were hanging on for months...

Did you ask DH or kids ?

I’d be out of there 🙈

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I want to see the note

The thread is only at 2 pages so far. Op won’t return until it’s really got it’s boots on. No camera my arse...

@ThirdAidKit I'm going to look into that right now...I''ll let you know.

Maybe there'll be a photograph of the piece of paper... but the ink mysteriously won't show up Woo!

I commented in the early hours then went to bed. Have come back to look for an update.

It seems I missed a whole host of crazy shit in the 5 hours I've been asleep.

Is Leahbelle pregnant? Did she drink too much water? Will OP ever like ball point pens ever again? Is Leahbelle Kathleen? Is there a parallel universe where Leahbelle, Kathleen and David are all now sat round a table eating a hearty breakfast and laughing jovially about how us mere mortals are now pondering the juxtaposition of the physical and spiritual world??? 🤣🤣

(there won't ever be an update will there OP ??😡)

Come on OP! It's nearly half 8... :)

Kathleen’s killed her.

One of the 4 children has written something random on the notepad to practice handwriting skills.

@Mumsymumphy so many questions left unanswered!

Op has spoken to her DH an he's reminded her (again) she is Kathleen. It's like the Before You Go To Sleep book, she wakes up and forgets who she is.

never knew so many people had weird freaky things happen to them in their houses

Did anyone ever find out where the ironing board went to in that lady's house?!

@ThirdAidKit the ironing board hadn't turned up late Feb (last post by that OP) and the picture mystery was unsolved mid Jul (last post by that OP)
I do have a working theory on the ironing board though, I think that at some point the OP will buy a new board. She will go to put it away in 'ironing board place' and will find her original one there all along. Least wise, that is what happens to me when I buy toothpaste, kitchen roll....

Could someone please tell me what 'woo' means? Tried to look it up but was not helpful! I've seen this word a few times recently and have no idea what it means.