Ok... this has freaked me out and I'm pretty chilled

[Clovko]

(NC as I’ve text about this to a few people who haven’t replied yet)

I woke up about twenty min ago, funny feeling and went to check locks downstairs for reassurance (all secure).

There is a note on the kitchen sideboard, lined notebook paper and light blue ball point in blocky neat handwriting. It says:

‘This is your house Kathleen. You live here. David has the front bedroom and your bedroom is at the back. This is your house Kathleen and you can look at the garden.’

Really tidy kitchen, in the middle of an empty side. I went to bed last. Obv I’m not called Kathleen or anything similar and I don’t recognise the handwriting or even the pen ink.

Maybe this will be easier to grasp or solve in the morning? But right now I’m a bit 😳 and unable to sleep...

Meow 🐱 cats are crazy op

I’ve cancelled the cheque
Left out Pom bears in case they return
Put on a leopard print scarf
Left the bastard
Criticised my MIL for all of it
Refused to answer the door since
And lastly pissed the toddler off cutting up fruit

All covered

Thank you for the update, even thought it was a very sad story.

I'm sorry to have to say it - but your list has missed something. If you had some naice ham in, then it would all be covered. If when buying it, you then found a shopping list in the trolley, we could then analyse the origins of that. You've let us down. Shame on you.