House porn! Ring the bell this one is a corker!

[LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD]

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63574254.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=sharing&utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying

Wowzers! I love the woodwork.

The toilet seat would have to go? Er, like, you think???? Not the rest of it? Just the toilet seat??!!!

Can you imagine how many skips you would need to get rid of all the crap

OMFG! That's unbelievable. Did you see the energy efficiency rating of 1?! I've never seen a 1 before!

On the market information bit there's a similar house for £1m just up the road but that's fairly quirky too. Really not worth the money.

That bar is amazing!

I'm confused as to how you get from one side of the upstairs to the other...there's no room around the stairs that I can see....although tbf after looking at that bathroom and bar I can't see anything, my eyes have died a slow, painful death!!!!

Oh wow, that bar

the beer garden is ok, but i draw a line at the naff curtain pole screwed into that lovely 4 poster bed, it really has put me off buying it

#RuggyPeg

Well you might as well start somewhere

One word - Bleaugh! 🤮