House porn! Ring the bell this one is a corker!

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Wowzers! I love the woodwork.

It's as if picture 13 is a quiet room for chilling after the visual assault of pictures 11 and 12

The White room is where you go immediately after The Bar. Like an icy plunge pool after a sauna. To relieve your overheated senses!
That said, I think the bar is AWESOME!!!

I was thinking haunted too!
My eyes are on fire.

I am on a train and narrowly avoided snorting at the bar.
The front and garden look so normal, bet the neighbours have no idea.

Jeez for a minute there I thought a house porn meant something different ......

I really want to know who lives there and who did the interior design (and why).

Eustasia quickly! Plunge your eyes into the white room!! 😂

£800k for that? Crikey!

Oh I wonder if the neighbours have had a look and were expecting minimalism. I think the owner wears a cravat.

I did the street view right up to the main high street, I love some of the buildings up that way.

Im really nosey

I'm not someone who spits tea on my keyboard, wakes the baby up laughing etc. But I did just exclaim "What the FUCK is that?" when I got to the first bar photo

Glad to see the good old British tradition of eccentricity hasn't entirely disappeared.

Apart from the bar and the entirely concrete garden, it’s not too bad.

Some of it is dated, some of it is lush! That ceiling!

It’s like a Magic Eye poster

Oh no that's horrid, all that dark wood makes me itch. The bathroom is interesting though.

I kind of admire the willingness to make their house the way they wanted it regardless of what anyone else might think. And it loosk so normal and uninspired outside.

What is even more bizarre is when you look at the floor plans, and the bar is on the first floor.

I wonder how much you could let it out for on Airbnb for parties...

O.M.F.G. Wonder what the owners look like?

Ex brothel/men’s club with the bath and the bar.

I completely misread the price and thought "Oh well, it's hideous but for £80k it'll get snapped up easily given it's in London"

Fuck me £800k I'm so glad I live in the North

Took me 5minutes to work out that picture was of a bar. There’s so much going on my rues can’t cope

Eyes

I really don't know whether I love it or hate it!

Garden's nice.

I like stained glass and I like carved wood, but that is too much of a good thing.

The kitchen cupboards look like vampires sleep within.

I also think it's been used as a brothel.

You know what? The first 12 pics I was thinking.. dated. Very.. niche. The last two pics ummm I thought were kind of amazing. What a thing to have in your house.
I agree though. Highly unlikely to have been a straightforward residential dwelling.