House porn! Ring the bell this one is a corker!

[LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD]

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Wowzers! I love the woodwork.

OMFG!!!! I didn't see the camouflaged sink in the bathroom, also, what's with all the mirrors in said bathroom, do we really want/need to know why there are so many and in such a position?! My eyes! Wanders back to the white room 🥺

The kitchen looks like it houses HUGE spiders. Skittle scuttle.

I also thought it looked like a brothel (not that I've ever been to one).

If this is house porn, it's a very cringey variety...

Oh my giddy aunt ...

Holy Mary Mother of God.

I LOVE it when the really pedestrian looking houses (on the outside) are absolutely fucking bonkers inside. I especially love the really dry estate agents description - not even a suggestion that you would be buying someone's Tudor Fantasy Acid Trip - just, 'requires modernisation' .

Wowser.

Actually I genuinely think that's quite a good buy and could be fabulous once it's been gutted and re done. I think I'd keep the four poster and the stained glass!

Good grief! I go past Roding Road quite often, not without shuddering henceforth!

Well, the bathroom is actually fucking huge very spacious and, uh, umm.....
Nope, got nothing else.

Well, the outside is really nice......

Quite a lot of mirrors in odd places brothel.

Actually I genuinely think that's quite a good buy and could be fabulous once it's been gutted and re done

You could have the patrons knocking at the door a year or two later...

£800,000 for that monstrosity.

Christ on a bike...I loved it.

Then came the bar 🥴

Followed by what I can only assume is solitary confinement?????

That is one of the most depressing things I've seen in a while.

"It’s like one of those mystery games where you have pick up certain items."
🤣🤣
The best thing about the whole house is the "will hold a full bottle of wine" wine glass next to the cooker!

Am I the only one thinking £800,000??????

Another vote for a brothel! One not updated since about 1985. 😂

800000 is cheap for London, would go for over a mill.once done up.

Is that a harmonium in picture 10?
Who on earth has one of those at home?!!

"Viewings can be booked 24 hours a day and an internal viewing is highly recommended"

I'll book in for the 3am slot, just to check out what's happening

800000 is cheap for London

According to Land Registry, the average terraced house in London stands at 496k.

I reckon the owner's gone into care or died as there's no chain (Sherlock eat yr heart out). It's creepy

I agree it’s creepy. I wonder if there’s no chain because it’s been confiscated as a proceed of crime?

How did I not know until now that you can buy a floral patterned bathroom sink? Can you buy a patterned bath, toilet? I am in awe of their bold choices

What's going on with the mantlepiece opposite the four poster bed? I can't see properly on my phone, was it nicked from a stately home or is it a trompe l'oeil thing?

So looking at it properly, the monks bedroom is actually attached to the bar but has no door 😳😳😳